Roger: I wish someone would take me out...
Brian: Like w/ a sniper or on a date?
Roger: Surprise me 😘
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Brian: What's burning?
Roger: Just my love for you ;)
Brian: Roger, the toaster is literally on fire-
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Roger: When I die, put popcorn kernels in my body...
Brian: Why???
Roger: Then have my body cremated so everyone gets a fun, tasty surprise!
Brian: *sighing and rubbing his forehead*
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Fanfictionhaha. I find these online and change the names to the Queen members I find the most fitting. Hopefully some people enjoy these.
