So there I was walking my carrot self into the McDonald's playground to have a good old time.
I was making my way up the playground. I could see a very good looking boy in the corner of my eye. It's only every once in awhile were I can get this close to a boy. I snorted when I saw his face. He's hotter than my butthole.
I crawled up closer to the very hot boy. He was sitting there with a 50 chicken nugget box between his legs. I couldn't help myself I grabbed a handful of the chicken, and stuffed it in my mouth.
"Hey my chicken" The boy screeched.
He is even hotter close up. "Are you related to yoda?" I asked. He gave me a weird look. "Cause yodalicious" I laughed so hard that I pooped.
"Ew what's that smell" He scrunched his nose. I couldn't help myself once again. I held up my pointer finger, and stuck my finger up his nose. I reached in deep. I pulled my finger out with a booger. It is the most adorable booger I have ever seen. I stuck it in my mouth, and savored the taste.
"I'm Shabobo" I stuck out my hand to him. He smiled, and shook it.
"I'm Niall" He replied.
He stared at me for a couple seconds. "What" I asked "Do you want to be stabbed?"
"No" He replied. "Do you know who I am?"
"Yes" I said. "It's ummmm Nequisha!"
He had a weird look on his face. "Isn't that right?"
"It's Niall" He corrected me.
"Oh same thing" I snorted. He laughed. I couldn't believe it a boy laughed at me. I started laughing so hard. A couple farts came out along the way.
"Shhh your being really loud." He shushed me. I scrunched my nose at his comment. This time he stuck his finger up my nose. He dug his hand out, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Thanks" I told him
"No problem" he responded. "Do you really not know who I am?"
"Yeah" I claimed "Your Neil"
He groaned "Niall" He demanded.
"Sure, why not?" I told him.
"So you do know who I am?"
"Yeah your ummmm Nail." I happily replied.
"Niall" he corrected for the third time.
"Whatever you say Kyle"
"Niall" He groaned.
