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A/N:
This is a religious rant but like also still pretty interesting to think about so like yeah... Also, if you didn't already know, I am a queer catholic/christian (idk which, my elementary school had Christian in the name but I think the school was catholic but idk) (I'll just go with Christian, yeet)
**No hate or disrespect, Jesus! Yeet ❤️
CHRISTIANITY: Myth Or Magic?
ft. Trans Jesus
So Jesus was born to Virgin Mary, a "virgin," right? And he is a //he// meaning he would've had to biologically have a y-chromosome,
but, again, he was born to a virgin,
and he's a "he"
he's the son of God
so that means one of three things:
• Jesus is trans
• Mary created a religion bc she didn't want to admit that she did the deed
• Magic is real (but may be limited to higher beings like God himself) (or we need to advance to heaven to obtain magic ability)
—BUT the second one is highly unlikely since the angel Gabriel came to her and said she was pregnant and was going to have God's son, and she wasn't even in a relationship with Joesph to begin with, the angel told her about Joseph and stuff, so... yeah...
Also, the three day dead thing? and the healing blindness? and summoning bread and fish? and the other stuff?
I'm gonna conclude with magic and trans jesus, thank you for your time
Y E E T Y E E T Y E E T
