PS: The chapters are not gonna be like that shh :) It's short i know (that's what she said) XD
-Hello? is this on? Yeah? Satisfactory! Soooo hello i'm Victoria but you can call me Vicky. I'll be the narrator of our journey together! Before we get started let's introduce our wonderful characters! Guys! come in
*Sam and Dean enter and look directly to Victoria*
-Okay let's get started! Who wants to go first?
*Sam gestures to Dean to go first and looks at the camera shaking his head in disappointment of what his done*
-S: Obviously i wanted my older brother to take on first although he will take forever to finish because he never shuts up but you know *shrugs* it is what it is.
-D: I was so happy Sammy let me take on first! *smiles widely* i'm excited to talk!
-Okay guys introduce yourself!
-S: *huffs*aaah here we go.......fuck.
D:Hello! I'm Dean! this is my little brother Sam. I'm an Aquarius, i enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women! *winks in flirtation*
-S: Can i leave? please?
-D: This is AWESOME! i think i nailed it *moves his head up and down and smiles*
-O...kay!? Sam now you go!
S:Hi i'm Sam D:Or SAMMY! S:It's SAM! umm i'm a Taurus and D:HIS GAY! S: DEAN I SWEAR TO GOD!! WE ARE ON A FREAKING CAMERA AND YOU.......
-S: He always does this whenever i'm trying to introduce myself, because he thinks that any woman that passes through me dies or worse D:EXPELLED! DEAN I SWEAR TO GOD......
-D: He just needs to learn to have fun like me!! I'm not a nerd douchie person buried in books! i live my life, have sex and drink until i get sore. His just jealous S:NO I'M NOT *whispers* He is.
-Guys umm *clears throat* let's just start with questions imma be asking you by turn okay?
S: okay
D: AWESOME!
-Okay so Sam! How old are you?
S:25
-Nice! Dean?
D:How old am i looking sugar?
-S: *facepalm* Of course his gonna flirt
-I don't know and i'm not guessing so spit it out or i'll ask Sam!
D:Ugh fInE! 28 happy?
-D: *scoffs* she's no fun
-Awesome! Where did you guys grow up?
S:Lawrence Kansas
-Favorite color? Dean!
D: Yellow like a lightning bolt, strong and fast! *eye of the tiger moves mode:on*
S:*mockingly* Like a lightning bolt *serious* destroys everything in their path.
-D: Sam is jealous....again *smirks*
-Sam?
S: Orange
-Anything you want to say to the viewers before we close up?
D: Oh! *pushes Sam out of the way* uhh I'M AVAILABLE FOR MARRIAGE! MY DIARY IS ONE POP UP CHICKEN SANDWICH! A HARD TO FIND SANDWICH FOR A HARD TO FIND BITCH!! *looks up smiling* There! done!
-S: i want to commit murder......or suicide......or both.
-D: Nailed it PART 2! *dancing around*
-*sighs* Sam?
S:*Drags Dean from the back and out of the frame in anger* NOPE! *leaves and slams the door*
-*looks at the door and back at the camera and smiles* Well....that's our 2.......interesting characters in this new book. Enjoy! See you guys soon!
*Camera closes*
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Life In The Bunker
FanfictionA hilarious mockumentary comes to life in this book where Dean and Sam Winchester are living a normal life in the men of letters bunker. We will see very often their perspectives by talking to us directly. A little while later a new member in their...
