tyler ninja fortnite blevins: get good: my ultimate guide to gaming

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sorry for spamming this in your book lucy

this is so fucking hilarious my stomach hurts so gukcingf bad from laughing omg

This book is godlike, I will never forget what this book has done for me. Ninja Tyler, you have been my god. I pray to you before and after dinner time. You have changed my life, cured me of my depression, cancer and COVID-19. After reading this book I have gained a high level of OCD, every page is so clean. Fortunately I was able to meet Ninja Tyler Blevins in 2019 after I met him at a Game Hating convention, after that we met up and started playing Poptropica and Animal Jam. He was super nice and donated $500 towards my Animal Jam account, I was able to buy Membership for a lifetime. Afterwards he put me in his Japanese Lambo and he took me to Africa, where we got to meet Usain Bolt. I wish I could repay Ninja, but I'm too poor. Instead I decided to buy his book to make up for everything he had done for me. I will never forget Ninja Tyler Blevins after I met him. He even bought me a bottle of water, which is kind. Tho Ninja Tyler Blevins did not have a mask, I am sure he was healthy after gaming until 4:00 in the morning. Ninja, will always be a virgin and I will follow in his godly lead. He is my idol, her and most importantly my dad.

100/100

i'd shag ngl

hot

i'm tempted to paste this all over the fucking internet

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