Aizawa x Deku or is it?: one shot! where my freaking ship

Part 1

Deku POV

I wake up to the sound of my annoying alarm clock and start grumbling because now I hafta get up!

"IZUMI GET UP!"

" NOT YET WOMAN I WANT TO SLEEP "

I'm so not getting up, I thought to myself pulling the covers over my head showing no weakness or sign of giving in.

" IZUKU MIDORIYA IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE I'LL TOSS YOUR NEW ALMIGHT SNEAKERS IN THE SHADER"

" huh? sneakers?.....MY LIMITED EDITION SNEAKERS MOM NO"

And all of sudden I was bursting with energy tossing the covers off of me hopping into two different colour bed slippers bumping into the door.

"ugh! AAAHHHH shit"

pulled It open and practical fly down stairs land then slide almost hitting the floor.

" yes!"

but I catch my balance run into the kitchen and grab my 80,000 yen shoes out of moms evil hands.

" don't worry baby dad's got you "

" ha! and here I thought you wanted to sleep more"

I turned around seeing the victory smile on her face and sighed in defeat.

" hahaha very fun "

" oh yes it was"

"MOM"

" alright alright I wont use it next time "

" thank you "

She grab her keys toast bread with butter and coffee cup then out the door and back in again.

"OH almost forget...Izumi your friend Britney called I didn't bother take the message so call her and your curfew is 11:00 DON'T BE LATE"

" OK"

Finally she's out of here; I was about to pass the plate full of bacon and eggs with toast, I know I should probably brush my teeth first but.

" to hell with that! it'll only taste bad when I eat right after I brush and well? it might get cold plus the food tastes better when it hot "

After I finish making excuses to me myself and I, I pick up the plate stick piece of bacon in my mouth and back to the room I go.

I opened the door put the plate on the dresser I went back and close it then walk over to the small fridge in my room take out a Coke then put it beside my plate on the dresser and start digging through my room to find my phone.

" aahhh! where the hell is IT?! "

I went as far as pulling my bed off the wall.

" YES! holy crap 15 missed calls from Britney "

I look at the phone then at the egg and bacon and sighed, I gotta call my girl first, I thought to myself in the moment and hit the speed dial.

" *crying dramatically* deku your such an ass! how dare you sleep till noon at a time like this! "

" I know! I'm such a dick! I can't believe I forgot to hook my phone up to the speaker! but what happened?! "

" mi an him dun-"

" bitch back up! don't tell me in jamaican! tell me in my english!"