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GRAMMER NAZI

Grammar Nazis beware my unfathomable grammatical errors (muhahaha) for this...is UNEDITED.

okay so I'm so confused about myself right now, i have just realized I'm becoming dependant , something i very much hate, and am planning on doing something that's most likely really fucking stupid but oh well. 

OKAY, so i was at the movies the other day watching the hunger games,minding my own business, then i just saw this dude, and BAM, incredible eyebrow piercing it was green (my favorite color) so i just dazed on it right so i told him i liked it . YOU KNOW WHAT HE FUCKING DID, THE LITTLE BASTARD MUMBLED (at least I'm pretty sure he did) "sure you do, bitch".

calm down boy, i just told you i liked that piece of metal clanged onto your skin, not to go to the seventh layer of hell

HOKEY DOKEY THEN, i really needed to get that out. 

APPARENTLY PEOPLE HAVE PHASES OF MEETING ME ?!!? 

a friend recently told me I'm intimidating, but then said i was also quiet and squishy faced so you wouldn't expect half the shit that comes out of my mouth. After asking around and shimmy-ing my ass into shit for answers, something else was discovered ...THAT'S ALSO WHY EVERYONE THINKS I'M LESBIAN. and here i thought i was just un-remarkably attractive to thee ladies ;D me being me i dint really care, in fact I've pretended to be lesbian just to piss homophobes off. i mean really, a rant is coming. wait for it ,wait......wait a little more, just a little bit more to the left 

*WAIT FOR IT *

MIND YOUR OWN GOD-DAMMED BUSINESS. if i had to deal with watching your tongue go down someones elses throat in public, then I'm sure you can cope with the ever-emotionally exhausting act of  watching a gay couple hold hands in public, who knows maybe throw some more fucks in there and you'll be a able to see them share a peck.

do you smell that?

   -what? i don't smell anything....

no, no. take a nice big whiff

   - ohhh i smell it

yes dear, that's the uncanny bitter-sweat smell of sarcasm 

BACK TO TOPIC, yeah bet you forgot about what we were "conversing" about,huh? right, so  apparently i come off as timid, but then in some sort of event i open my mouth and people see my "colors" aka: my morbid, dark humour. then *BOOM* they think I'm intimidating since people who don't know me have plainly said they don't "get" my humour . well, it ain't my fault i got upgraded in the game of life. see that's why I'm more happier then you, i laugh when you try to offend ME, which then offends YOU,  which then brings JOY to me, which then PISSES you off. moral of the story my comebacks are incredible don't even try, unless you are my mother, the woman is the only human being to dominate me in the exquisite sport. after words they see me "hanging"  which by then they're like, okay. shes just quiet. its so fucking odd  i myself have no clue what the hell that was suppose to mean so don't feel bad if you were confused i was actually just attempting to put it all together.

GET YOUR SEXY ON 

im listening to justin timberlake he is great

BEYONCE JUST came on SINGLE LADIES

hey, totally irrelevant but am i the only one that dances on spot if a good song pops up? i mean i cant control it even in the middle of the street, yoga, super market, in a middle of an important event.

watch THE VIDEO...i would like to think that I'm the pink squirrel. she looks sassy and fierce.

i just... i have issues.