Irene (@eeeeekk332 )originally posted Feb 3, 2020 in H&M Ch. 33
Alternative titles: tying the true lover's knot, making love, a bit of crumpet, a bit of "How's yer father?", accommodation, act of darkness, adult naptime, afternoon delight, pranging, praying with the knees upwards, pressing dangly parts, pressing the baby button, aggressive cuddling, agreeing on stuff, amorous congress, smashing pissers, smegging, dipping the stinger in the honey, dipping the wick, disappointing the wife, docking, doddling, doing it, doing squat thrusts in the cucumber patch, snabbling, snibbing, snu-snu, souring the kraut, spearing the bearded clam, spelunking the slime cave, splitting the hamster, splooge bathing, splurgin' the nurge, squat-jumping in the cucumber assault with a friendly weapon, attacking the pink fortress, basket-making, batter-dipping the corn dog, beard-splitting, beating guts, bedroom rodeo, being intimate, belly-bumping, bending her over a barrel and showing her the fifty states, bisecting the triangle, bringing hot dog into taco town, blowing the grounsils, bludgeoning the flaps, bodging, boffing, boinking, boning, boppin' squiddles, bouncy-bouncy, bow-chick-a-wow-wow, bruising the beef curtains, buckwilding, bulging the back of the old onion bag, buttering the biscuit, burying the weasel, dunking the dingus, enraging the cave, entangling the lower beards, bushwacking, buzzing the Brillo, cattle-prodding the oyster ditch with the lap rocket, caulking the tub, cave-diving, charvering, checking the oil, Chesterfield rugby, christening the yak, churning butter, clicketing, clunge plunge, commixtion, completing the jigsaw puzzle, corking the onion, crashing the custard truck, creaming the Twinkie, plonking, baking the potato, balling, banana in a fruit salad, bandicooting, banging, barneymugging, plooking, plowing through the bean field, plugging, digging up the sand crab, dinky-tickling, dipping the crane in the oil welldoinking, doodle-bopping, doodling, drabbling, driving Miss Daisy, entering the castle...
...noddy, nubbing, nugging, nurtling, nut in the gut, nygling, occupying, opening the gates of Mordor, palliardizing, pants-off dance-off, parallel parking, parking the beef bus in Tuna Town, jumping bones, jumping the turnstile, knobbing, mashing the fat, mattress-dancing, matrimonial polka, doing the Devil's dance, doing the dirty deed, doing the dipsy doodle, doing the do, doing the hibbety-dibbety, doing the mystery dance, doing the nasty, doing the wild thing, midnight jockey ride, parting the pink sea, passing the gravy, patching the hatchet wound, peeling the tree bark, pelvic pinochle, phutzing, pickling the prime meridian, pile-driving, pizzling, playing dungeons and dragons, playing hide the cannoli, playing hide the salami, playing peek-a-boo with your vein cane in the flesh pipe, playing Tetris, playing with the box the kid came in, poking squid, pole-varnishing, polishing the porpoise, pondering the unicorn, porking, posting a letter, organ grinding, oscillating the unmentionables, paddling up Coochie Creek, pounding the paternal piston, pounding the punani pavement, puddle-snuggling, prick-scouring, prigging, pronging, pully-hawly, pumping fur, punch-fücking the rosebud, punching the cow, putting condensed milk on the waffle, putting ranch dressing in Hidden Valley, putting the email in the spam folder, putting the wand in the chamber of secrets, knocking boots, knowing someone in the biblical sense, launching the meat missile, laying pipe, locking legs and swapping gravy, lust-and-thrust, makin' bacon, making a magical sandwich, making it, making one's way downtown, making the beast with two backs, making whoopee, marital congress, quelching, quimsticking, releasing the Kraken, riding St. George, riding the bolonga pony, riding the Bony Express, rip-'n'-Dip, roasting the broomstick, rocking 'n' rolling, rogering, rolling in the hay, rooting, roughing up the suspect, rubbing the fun bits, rubbing wet spots, rumbusticating, rummaging in the root cellar...
...exploring Punarnia, extreme flirting, feeding the kitty, fenorking, ferking, fettling, fickey-fick, fidgeting the midget in Bridget, filling her out like an application, filling the cream donut, filling the gas tank, fishing for kippers, fixing the clap flap, fletching, flimp-flopping, forbidden polka, four-legged foxtrot, frickle-frackle, pogo in the shrub, crunching guts, crushing buns, cully-shangying, dancing in the sheets, dancing the goat's jig, daubing the brush, dickening, frigging, fücking, getting busy, getting down, getting it on, getting laid, getting some,getting up in them guts, getting one's banana peeled, getting one's bean waxed, getting one's bone honed, getting one's canoe shellacked, getting one's kettle mended, getting one's Twinkie stinky, getting some stank on the hang down, giving her the beans, giving the dog a bone, going all the way, going balls-deep, going heels-to-Jesus, going in the nappy dugout, going to the grocery store, gland-to-gland combat, glazing the donut, greasing the loaf pan, grummeting, gutsticking, hanging 20 toes, hanging at the Y, furgling, getting a bellyful of marrow, hitting a home run, hitting the skins, hitting the upvote button, hot beef injection, switcheling, taking the bald-headed gnome for a stroll in the misty forest, taking the magic bus to Manchester, taming the strange, tapping áss, humpy-squirty, horizontal refreshments, hot yoga, humping, huntching, interior decorating, introducing Charley, intromission, jamming the clam, jerking it where she's twerking it, jiffy-stiffing, jiggery-pokery, jingle-jangling, jinking, harpooning the salty longshoreman, having relations, having hot pudding for supper, hiding the bishop, hiding the Nazi, funny business, jiving, joint session of Congress, mingling limbs, mishing, moistening the Pope, mollocking, monkey business, monster mashing, mort douce, mortar and pestle, moving furniture, myrtling, naffing, nailing, negotiating the forested chasm, nobbling...
...rumpling, rumpy-pumpy, rutting, schnoodlypooping, scoring, scragging, screwing, scrogging, scromping, scrumping, searching for pocket change, seeing a man about a dog, sending out for sushi, sexual congress, sexy time, shaboinking, shafting, shagging, shaking sheets, shampooing the wookie, sharpening the pencil, sheathing the meat dagger, shocking the monkey, shrimpin' the Barbie, shtupping, sliming the banana, slippin' and slidin', slophockey, smacking the salmon, smashing buttflaps, patch, squishin' the gibbly bits, sticking it in the slop box, stirring guts, stirring the up-skirt yogurt, struggle snuggling, stuffin' the muffin, stuffing the taco, swanky swirling, sweeping the chimney, testing the humidity, testing the suspension, thumping thighs, thrashing the gash, threading the needle, thrumming, tickling her tummy from the inside, tiffing, tonking, torpedoing the eel, tripping down the mine shaft, tromboning, tube-snake boogie, tubular wedging, tumbling, tunnel patrol, twirling the Dum Dum, two-ball in the middle pocket, two-person push-ups, using a telescope to explore the black hole, shucking the oyster, sinking the pink, skeet-shooting, skinning the cat, sklooging, slamming the clam, slap and tickle, slapping sloppies, slaying the vadragon, venerean mirth, venery, violating the prime directive, vulcanizing the whoopee stick, waka-waka, wetting the willy, whitewashing the picket fence, whittling the love branch, wiggling the toothpick, yentzing, taking Grandma to Applebee's, taking ol' One-Eye to the optometrist, yiffing, zig-zagging, sticking the llama's head up the lift shaft
Rachel's (@tipprs ): originally posted in the Bonus chapter: Weddings of MIK
Dick, Penis, Prick, Phallus, Knob, Member, Tool, Cock, Doodle, Wang, Dong, Weenie, Pecker, Todger(thanks Dylan), Cazzo(thanks Nero), Willy, Schlong, Meatstick, Shaft, Wee Wee, Wiener, Junk, Peen, Rod, Sausage, Trouser Snake, Pee Pee, Third Leg, Pizzle, Richard, Tiny Tim, Pickle(Tif's fav)
Alternatively: Womb Broom(our fav), Meat Thermometer, Heat-seeking Moisture Missile, Vagina Miner, The Bone Ranger, Cum Gun, Sexcalibur, Meat Sword, Yoghurt Hose, Skin Flute, Willy Wonka, Womb Raider, Weapon of Ass Destruction, Rumpleforeskin, King Dong, Dicktator, Clam Hammer, Cocktapus, Meat-scepter, Tuan Torpedo, Dora the Explorer, Meat Puppet
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FanfictionTif turns to the audience. "You got questions?" Rachel chimes in before Tif can continue, "Well screw yo--" Tif shoves the nearest object into Rachel's mouth (it may or may not be a dildo) and says "WE GOT ANSWERS!" Rachel mumbles around the maybe...
