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Narator: this is the story about a world of adventure, a sea full of excitement, and a man full of dreams, and a passion that seeks to drive him to the top.
Luffy: my name is monkey D. Luffy and I'm gonna be king of the--
Y/n: Hey! since the fuck when is this one piece!? Hey author pass me the remote!
Author: alright fine here.
*Static then the scene cuts to a room with a couple of dead bodies and a 'vampire' couple*
Bella: I love you Edward.
Edward: and I you Bella.
*knock knock knock*
Edward: *walks out* who is it?
Alucard: oh you know*shoots Edward 37 times* a real fucking vampire.
*the scene changes to a shot of Saras and a black haired man wearing a black version of alucard's outfit on a roof, the man in black has a sword strapped to his side with a black deagle with a drum mag*
Alucard over radio: hey police girl do you have the target?
Saras: ok master my name is Saras*she said with an irritated look in her eye* and yes I have the target In sight.
Alucard: *now standing next to the man in black* well you better take the shot you're letting her get away.
???: yeah can you hurry this up a bit?
Saras: if you two just give me a second to concentrate I could-
Alucard: she's getting away.
???: she's running.
Saras: I get it I'm lining up the-
Alucard: going to miss it.
???: $50 says she misses it.
Saras: just be quiet and let me-
Alucard/???: hey, police girl! Hey! Hey, police girl!
Saras: *takes the shot* THERE I TOOK THE FUCKING SHOT SHE'S DEAD THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE, now master, y/n can you please SHUT UP!?
Alucard/y/n: oh you are just a treat.
*one week earlier*
Alucard: so I bet you're wondering 'how did all of this come about?' Well it all started on a midnight stroll through the woods, the air was clear, the moon was full, I was dying to sink my teeth into something*chuckles* get it?
Y/n: *sigh*you and your fucking puns. Anyway, we were walking as we came across a homicidal vampire priest VP.
Vp: so you came, too bad you're far too late.
Alucard/y/n: what/huh?
Vp: everyone else is already dead. except this little tart, but don't worry I still plan to kill her.
Alucard: mhm
Vp: but first I'm going to rape her!
Y/n: neat.
Vp: but before I can do any of that I'm going to kill the both of YOU!
alucard: you see that would be intimidating if you were... -
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Vampire male reader x hellsing ultimate abridged
Fantasy(I own nothing) so what happens when we add a vampire alongside alucard? *very* enthusiastic walks. (My first story so i probably suck at this)
