Hey Shitty Hair-! {Kiribaku}

Chapter 4

I drag myself over to one of the common room couches. Tch. They could've been more comfortable. What did that damn pink Raccoon Eyes need me for anyway? I rolled my eyes at her as she gestured to me that I should come over. I flopped over on the couch beside her and got comfortable. I positioned myself in a way that forced Raccoon to move to another couch. Awesome, I got an entire couch to myself. I lay down and relax my head on my hands.

"What'd you bring me here for, Raccoon Eyes?" I demanded. I didn't look in her direction. I adjusted my position once again to be able to face Kirishima, the Shitty-Haired boy who was sitting at his usual spot at the table with his breakfast I made in front of him. 

Wait- He's been there for a good minute. Why wasn't he eating? Was something wrong with the food? Did I make it wrong? Shit, I fucked it up, didn't I...

"Hey Bakugou," Ashido said slowly. I grunted in her direction."Didja notice that Kirishima's actin' kinda off today?"

"It is strange that he bumped into you earlier." Four-eyes butted in quietly, waving his arms all around in the dumb way he always does. "If you observe him now, he's not eating the food provided for him and he's even zoned out..!"

Zoned out? I had to check that out. I snapped my attention over to Kirishima, and there he was, almost drooling, and staring into space. What the fuck was he doing? Since when does he zone out? Just then, he snapped out of it and laughed it off as he began eating his food.

Bruh, what the fuck. Something was up. I remembered how earlier, he bumped into me (What!?) and went completely red once he noticed that it was me. I understand anyone else, but since when does he get embarrassed over bumping into me? And then zoning out? Something was off. I grabbed Glasses' notebook and ripped a page out.

"Bakugou! That's school property and you shouldn't be treating it like a dog toy!" He went on, still waving his arms, but more aggressively. I disregarded everything he said and crumbled the page into a tight ball. I aimed for Soy Sauce's face who was also still eating. My aim being practically perfect, the paper ball smacked him right in the head. He turned around to face me, knowing I was the only one who could've thrown it.

"What was that for?" He said, rubbing his head where the ball hit him.

"Go see what the fuck's wrong with Shitty hair over there," I responded, my sight now focused on Kirishima. "He's being a fucking weirdo."

"And you can't do it because...?" He said in return. I glared back at him and heated up my hands. It didn't even take him a second to realize what was about to happen and he rushed off to sit beside Shitty Hair. I observed them both as Sero finished up his food and tried to talk with Kirishima. It was surprisingly not long before he stood up to put his plate in the sink to be washed, soon followed by Shitty hair. Soy Sauce then came up to update me.

"He wouldn't say much," He said with a shrug. "He barely addressed anything I said and was even annoyed that I was there..."

I grunted. "Awesome..." I scowled, rolling my eyes again. I watched Kirishima walk up the stairs to his dorm room and I hopped off the couch.

"Huh. Kirishima's being pretty extra today." The damn extra Grape Juice said. 

"I guess so," Raccoon Eyes sighed. "I hope he's just on his man-period or something."

Mineta looked at her like he was disgusted by the idea of women bleeding out of their coochie. What a fucking extra weird himself. I walk over to the sink to wash the remaining dishes while Deku and Dunce face take my spot.

I stare down the several plates in the sink while cuffing up my sleeves, as if I were having a staring contest. I then turn on the water and start to rub way too aggressively at each individual plate with the already soapy sponge.