Some things which happened at my school which make me laugh

A few incidents

I like telling others of a few incidents that happened in my school I'll name a few and tell you some as well:
Kid brought vodka and pretended it was water he was hospitalised because it was a large bottle around 1 litre and he was 16 well this was what I was told

There were these 3 incidents which happened in my french classes and 3 others which happened in different classes anyway I was forced to do french by the school until year 10 (British school)

There was the ink wars incident. The water fight, the glue wars, the GTA 3 incident, the password incident and finally the disstack incident I'll start with the ink wars

The ink wars lasted from September of 2018 to March 2019 and there was 3 students involved me who was the supplier and Bradley the kiddie fiddler (it is a running joke) and finally umer the messiah

It started with umer stealing one of my ink capsules for some reason and yes I used a fountain pen which need ink capsules moving on umer stole a ink capsule and he opened it with a compass which is for drawing circles and he decided to throw the ink from inside it at Bradley this resulted in Bradley taking a ink capsule opening it and doing the same to umer then a few weeks later on October umer took it a step too far he did the same thing but he had done too much on the tables so he thought the best idea was to FLICK it away which made things worse when he flicked it. It still was more than half full and so it covered and I mean covered the table in front of us and it hit the wall which is at the front of the classroom and it covered a small portion of the wall which it still is there today and somehow he got away with it but after doing it for a few months they were caught and were in trouble but I got in trouble for supplying them but umer got in the most trouble because he cover a few pages of my book which I do my work in covered In ink but after that Bradley got a highlighter and wrote under the table on the wall "f**k you madem ***** I am not saying her name because if she sees this well then...

After the ink wars were over umer decided to start it again but with water and it only lasted day and it was bad umer and Bradley's books were covered in water mine was mostly left dry but umer was caught in that lesson because he left the bottle open because how else would he throw the water but he forgot that and thought the bottle was one of those ones where you pull the lid up a bit and it opens and uh basically when he uses those bottles to through water like he does outside he uses it like a horse whip and he did that in the lesson 3 TIMES but  he was aiming for the left side of the class which is the side we sit on next to umer but he forgot about the bottle being properly open so when he did it water went behind him to the seats on the right covering them in water and he hit 5 other students but he did that 3 TIMES so he teacher quickly saw it was him and she went to him on his second throw and was behind him as he started his 3rd throw and he got the teacher but since she is short like 5.1 or something she wasn't him much and uh he was yelled at and in a lot of trouble but umer is quite dumb at times so when the teacher asked him why he did that he said "Bradley was being mean so I threatened him with a bottle and I forgot it was open" it didn't end well

Next is the glue wars incident it was umer and Bradley I know there bad kids but that doesn't matter now. Basically after the water fight incident Bradley and umer got the bright idea to cut glue off from glue sticks and throw them across the classroom it lasted for a while about a week or 2 and Bradley decided to throw some glue at the projector but he OVER SHOT IT how did he manage that I don't know he somehow made it got between the ceiling and projector and it landed on the teachers chair which was empty luckily but when umer threw it he wasn't so lucky he HIT THE TEACHER with glue and got away with that and in my friend Fabio's math class he did the same thing as umer but it went between his teachers tits he got in trouble for that

Then there were 4 incidents which happened at different time first is the GTA 3 incident where umer managed to pirate GTA3 on most of the school computers and he ended up showing as many people as he could how to do it he didn't get caught showing others how to do it but he was caught playing it

Then there was the FBI incident it sounds worse than it is basically Bradley and umer decided to report a random man to the FBI about terroism and bomb threats eventually something happened to him I don't know his maths tutoring he did just shut down for mysterious reasons and Bradley and umer also tried to join the FBI a few days before this they didn't join though considering they used an email and address which wasn't there it was that maths tutor which mysteriously disappeared

The next incident was password incident where Bradley's school login was leaked by me because I figured it out after a while and I told umer which umer told everyone he knew and some random kid decided to delete all of Bradley's school work for his ICT course which set him back and soon enough after I put some image as and Change some of his file names he changed his password which I haven't figure it out

And now is the diss track incident basically umer and Bradley started to do diss tracks on our class on Microsoft teams and eventually Bradley thought it would be a good idea to do one on his teachers on the application called show my homework and he posted it to his physics teacher which she saw and reported I mean never comment on a homework which the said comment started with "miss ****** your a failure" and it got worse I think

Those. Were some of my stories from my school which I go to I might share more soon I have got LOADS