Babu Dr Chill

part 2

Babu Dr Chill
Voice: (Sigh), eish, finally home, let me hit the pub, just to meet the gents and grab a few, plus it's still early, I am sure that they're together.
Dr Chill: hola gents, how are you guys doing?
The Crew: we are good man and you?
Dr Chill: I am also good gents, what's up?
The Crew: nice life problems brother, women and booze, but you can't touch any of them.
Dr Chill: (ha), why is that?
The Crew: hey man, you have got a wife.
Dr Chill: lol, (ya neh), it's on now, you guys are getting there, enjoy these moments whilst you still can, because once she gets pregnant, it is (inhlawulo nama lobolo).
The Crew: lol, you are a fine one to talk, you are faithful?
We know what is going on out there.
Dr Chill: hey leave that we are in front of people, plus the walls have ears and you know that all of these local women want me, but they cannot, so it is painful.
The Crew: oh is that so?
Dr Chill: the one in your arms once tried getting me into trouble, with my wife.
The Crew: (hmmm), Dr Chill, let us leave that, you drink Grolsch right?
Dr Chill: sure gents, add 6 more quarts.
The Crew: thanks Dr Chill.
After a couple of hours, they had added about 12 more, done, then around about 21:00, Dr Chill had to go home to his wife...
Dr Chill: thanks for a wonderful evening gents and ladies, it has been sweet, but now i have to go and give some of that sugar, to the Queen of my castle #Salute.
The Crew: #Salute Dr Chill, it has been great hanging out with you, go home and do not get lost, Lol.
Dr Chill: lol, me, forget my way home, never.
Dr Chill made his way home and as he was about to enter, he noticed that there is a Black BMW parked in his yard and he does not have a BMW, nor does the wife, so who could possibly be in his house, this time of the night...
Dr Chill: (nxaaa), i wonder which dog is barking within my kingdom.
He took out a cigarette and smoked to calm his nerves and rationalise things properly and after 5 minutes he was done, continued up until he knocked at the door...
Dr Chill: knock knock.
The Wife: who is it?
Dr Chill: lol (hawu), you have forgotten my knock, how is that possible babe?
The Wife: (eish) sorry babe, it is just that, i was already asleep, plus you did not tell me that you were coming.
Dr Chill: why should i tell you babe, i mean, it has been three months on a road trip across the country, hustling for us, it is not even my time to be home, i just missed you and thought to myself, why not go home and surprise her, so here i am, are you opening or not?
The Wife: yes babe, i am still looking for the key.
Dr Chill already knew that there was a man in the house and how that man      planned  escaping, to how he was going to stop him, so whilst the wife and this guy, are panicking inside the house, he is just laughing, as painful as it is, but he is laughing, like lol  (mxm), (they must think i am stupid).The Wife eventually opened and to her surprise, Dr Chill   had covered any chance that this guy had, in escaping...
Dr Chill: hey man, where are you going, I have just landed and now you are leaving, without us getting acquainted, come on, what is wrong with you?
Voice:              as he pushed the guy back in and the wife is near 19th nervous, breakdown, like (geez),damn you Chill, he just covered the exit...
The Guy: (uhm), (sigh).
The Wife: Dr Chill i am begging you, please do not kill us.
Dr Chill: lol (eh) babe what do you take me for, kill another man, just because i found him in my house, with you, never.
The Wife: (sigh).
Dr Chill: you guys were busy in bed, right?
The Wife: No babe, we were just sitting.
Dr Chill: Same old same, go back and sit then.
as he pushed both of them inside the bedroom which was divided by curtains and he sat in the kitchen to finish the rest of his beers, meanwhile the wife and this other guy, are both deep in thoughts like,(he is waiting for us to fall asleep so that he can kill us),not knowing that he had no intention of doing such, they just sat there, in bed, the whole night whilst he calmly drank his sorrows away, until 06:00 the next morning...
Dr Chill: knock knock, are you guys awake?
The Wife: yes babe, we are awake.
Dr Chill: alright cool, hey my brother, do you drink?
The Guy: yes Sir, i do drink.
Dr Chill: (hmmm), now i know where all these Heineken lids have been coming from, anyway, let us go grab a few man.
The guy came out of the bedroom, still shocked and praying for dear life, they went into his car, drove to the nearest bottle store, Dr Chill gave the guy the money, just in case he plans on running away, the guy returned with 6 Heinekens and they made their way back to Dr Chill's place..
Dr Chill: it is hot man, let us sit here in the lawn under the tree.
The Guy: alright cool man that is a great idea.
They sat there, drinking, Dr Chill was good with breaking the ice, that, he made this guy, for that moment, to forget about what was going on between them, they drank and talked like old buddies, laughing and all...
Dr Chill: babe, could youplease make me and my friend something to eat, i came with some rump steak last night.
The Wife: way ahead of you babe, it is almost done.
Dr Chill: my friend, this is why i love her, i mean, she reads my mind, already knows what i want before, i can even tell her.
The Guy: I can see man.
10 minutes later the food was done, everybody was settled comfortably in Dr Chill's garden table, eating and drinking like one big happy polyandry family and then after 60 minutes, they were done eating,
                           babe, i have to bath now, i am going back to work, to finish up what we have                      been working on.                              
As he stood up, praising The Wife about a great meal and great company, took his bath and after 60 minutes, he was done, whilst this guy and the wife were just sitting there all relaxed and drinking, but shocked, given the circumstances at hand, he walked out looking all Posh...
The Guy: my brother, damn, are these Italian?
Dr Chill: nah man, it's 32 stitches, what's up?
The Guy: they look so good on you, tailor made is the way to go, salute brother.
Dr Chill: thanks man, babe, come give daddy a kiss, i am going now.
The Wife did as expected and Dr Chill even hugged this guy...
Dr Chill: brother, i am going, take care of my lady, please brother.
The Guy: yes Sir, will do as you have commanded.
Dr Chill: salute my brother, babe, see you soon.
Dr Chill was on his way,the guy sat for about 30 minutes, flat out of his mind, silent, contemplating about what just happened, then he jumped out of his seat, into his car, drove out of the yard, into the street, speeding he drove past a red robot, got hit by oncoming, into his door, he passed away on the scene, news got to The Wife, she almost got a heart attack, called Dr Chill, the phone rang and Dr Chill, was smiling like, wow, what is wrong now...
Dr Chill: (hawu) babe, you are missing me already?
The Wife: don't babe me (wena).
Dr Chill: what did i do now?
The Wife: you cursed the guy, all this time i thought that you were being civil and considerate about us, because i am pregnant.
Dr Chill: what is wrong babe, tell me straight what happened?
The Wife: He drove into a red robot and got bumped, died on the scene
Dr Chill: (tjo), that is sad news babe, but, i did not do anything to him, he is just weak, it is all panic, he should not have panicked.