Mike:Lani don't you get it i'm not good for you"
"Don't say that" I said as my eyes got glossier. Mike sighed
Mike: We can't be together....we just can't why can't you get that"
Leilani: BECAUSE YOU ARE MY EUPHORIA" I shouted at him with tears comi...
I was peacefully sleep until i heard pots and pans banging and shit. Which scared the fuck outta me. It was my brothers of course.
Jayden:WAKE YO ASS UP
Me:BITCH IM UP IM UP TF
Kai: its officially prom week we got lots to do this week get yo ass out that bed
Me: you mean MYYYY junior prom dance
Jayden: Yes its yours and its very important so get tf up for we can go get ya dress and shit.
Me: ok i get it now can yall please get the fuck out my room?
Kai: you coulda asked nicely meanie
Me: okay… can you please respectfully escort the premise before you get removed forcefully.
Jayden:ok but i got tell you something
Me: if i get up right now im coming after yall
Jayden:but its important
Kai: yeah its very important
Me: fine what is it?
Suddenly both of there retarded asses fucking let out a big ass fart at the same time in my room. I jumped towards the door and they ran out the door laughing
Me: YALL ARE DIRTY I HATE YOU GUYS
Jayden & Kai: LOVE YOU TOO
I rolled my eyes and went to take a shower and got ready and put on this new fit i put together.
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Then i went downstair and said good morning to my mom. (My dad is on a business trip so he isn't around… for now)
Then i said in a dora voice
Me: BUBBAS LETS GO VAMONOS They came out looking at me mad weird
Jayden: how da fuq you do that?
Kai: no bull shit that shits creepy and weird
Me:hmmm okay says the nigga who is obsessed with cartoon moms
Kai: bruhhh you dont understand they be making the moms bad asf on them cartoons on purpose especially peppa pigs mom she a baddie
Me: This i why i told mami to sent you to rehab because allat smoking got you fucked up in the head as you can see
