one direction group chat

Help Me

Warning! Do not read this chapter if you don't like the sight of blood!
You have been warned!

Louis created group chat - lads please help me

Louis added - hazza, Lima, Niall and zayn

Louis: heyy guys can u please help me out?

Zayn: why am I here 🙄

Louis: look I need help, someone please!

Hazza: what is it

Louis: my nose is bleeding

Zayn: omg- youre such a wimp! You can't even handle a little nose bleed lmaooo

Lima: zayn, obviously he needs help or he wouldn't have messaged us. I'm so mad at u that ur not getting head this week!

Zayn: I'm soo sorry, Louis what's the problem

Louis: my nose has been bleeding for the last 30 mins and I don't think it's for stopping anytime soon

Hazza: how heavy is it bleeding?

Louis: when I hold a tissue up to it, it immediately fills up with blood

Hazza: I'm on my way 2 u now, if it gets any heavier call an ambulance. Paul's gonna take a while cause he's a slow driver!

Louis: hazza baby is this bad?

Hazza: depends how long you've been over the toilet?

Louis: i only just got to the toilet so like 2 mins ago

Harry call an ambulance!

Louis: I don't want anyone to fuss, I just wanted some help

Niall: sorry what did I miss? I was at nandos

Hazza: louis has a REALLY bad nose blead

Niall: oof

Louis: here imma leave, I'm starting to get really light headed and the phone isn't helping!

Hazza: oh baby, I'm calling an ambulance don't you worry

Lima: just arrived at the house is it open?

Louis: yes

Lima: u upstairs?

Hazza: yeah he's upstairs

Lima: how did u know that?

Hazza: he sent a pic of the blood in the toilet, our only white toilet is in our bathroom upstairs

Lima: cool, I'm with him not he's soo weak

Zayn: make sure you, Liam, are pinching his nose. He won't have a good grip if he's weak

Hazza: and remember do it like this

Lima: ok, his nose has officially stopped bleeding!

Hazza: woo who

Niall: yay

Zayn: god for him I guess🙄

Lima: no head for 2 weeks!

Zayn: I'm sorry

Hazza: be careful not to start it again

Lima: ik he paramedics r looking over him

Hazza: is he OK?

Lima: he just needs to sleep

Hazza: that's good

Niall: yeah

Lima: how about we make this group the 1d hiatus chat?

Hazza: yeah + zayn

Zayn: Idk if I wanna be in it

Niall: why not?

Zayn: I might as well

Lima changed the group name to- hiatus lads+zayn

Hazza: the boys r back in town!

Niall: this is nice

Hazza: wanna video call? I wanna see my little lou bear sleeping liam

Lima: um sure ok ill call

Hazza: thx

Niall: can't call my gfs here

Zayn: can't call I'm siiiiiiiick

Lima: zayn, ik ur sick. Niall wdym gf?

Niall: gf= girl friend

Lima: ooo who is the lucky lady?

Niall: tbh we aren't actually dating :/ she comes to my house every day tho

Lima: is she a friend?

Niall: nope, she delivers for nandos

Lima: oh, well I gotta go call haz

Hazza: I gotta go answer the phone

Zayn: I gotta go be sick

Niall: I gotta go eat my nandos

Niall: well bye 👋

Niall: oh you're already gone :/

Hope ya liked it 😂