+~Hobi Water~+

Chapter 1

I'm the priest and I teach people how to use the Hobi Water. It is a very sacred thing! And I see that a lot of people use it especially when reading SMUT.

Yes I'm looking at you dear children of Namjesus!   😊

*some sound effects for yah*

Now I'm just gonna say that, Good Job Child if you pray to Namjesus before reading SMUT.👍🏼

And to you who doesn't pray to Namjesus before reading some 'party'.😏

I hope that Namjesus will bless you and your SMUT reading soul.🤷🏻‍♀️☝🏼🤞🏼

Now to the lessons! 💫🧚‍♀️

Step 1. Do NOT forget to pray before drinking or doing something else with it.

Step 2. If you have NO Hobi Water just buy from people but make sure its really blessed by HOBI

How to make your water BLESSED by HOBI

First! Get your water! Make sure its bottled or make sure its fresh and drinkable! We don't wanna die from drinking dis qu as ting water!

(Yes i say disquasting not disgusting!😊)

Second watch this video while holding the water and praying to Namjesus.

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Hoseok Bless Me!

Now! Your water is Blessed and is now but not really HOBI WATER yet cuz it needs to be bleesed by this video

I specifically want you to watch from

0:20 - 0:38
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Now your water is officially HOBI WATER!