social media {l.w.t}

Introduction

{h.l.s}

everyone I know classifies me as crazy just because I dedicate my life to a boy who doesn't even know I exist, louis tomlinson. if (and thats a huge if) he had even known who i was or had even seen my name i would only be known as @hadleyy_s. but I still, even though the chances are slim, dream about the what ifs that could happen with this perfect human being.

what if he notices me?

what if he retweets one of my tweets?

what if we fall in love and have five babies?

these are the normal things every twenty one year old dreams about right?

despite everyone in my life telling me I'm wasting my time on a lost cause I still faithfully dedicate my whole existence to god a.k.a louis william tomlinson.

{l.w.t}

twitter. instagram. tumblr. the way I know exactly what @hadleeyy_s was doing all the time. I don't really remember how I came across her online. actually that's a lie of course I remember the day my world would never be the same.

{flashback}

one very early morning I was scrolling through twitter and I continued to see the exact same thing over and over again.

@1idioticboyband: hi love! it would mean a lot for a follow. love you @louis_tomlinson. x1200

honestly it gets old but I continued to aimlessly scroll through until one tweet caught my eye

@hadleeyy_s: @louis_tomlinson you could say your kinda cute. but in reality your just eh. lol just kidding your literally a god!

I don't know why I found that really funny. maybe because it was three in the morning and I had been up for twenty four hours but whatever it was fate was on my side.

so being the creepy guy that I am I pulled up her page and was instantly welcomed with a picture of my self playing footie. I was kind of a disappointment because I wanted to see her face. but I continued to investigate not stalk!

I finally found a girl making a very interesting facial expression. you know the one where you stick you chin to your neck to make twelve chins. yep you know the one. anyways I had no clue how someone making that ugly of a face could look so cute? honestly it was probably the ugliest expression I had ever seen however on the prettiest face.

{flashback ends}

so here I am now three weeks later scrolling through all her social media seeing if she had posted anything since the last time I checked, seven seconds ago.

I was such a coward that I haven't even followed her yet I just sit here dawdling like an idiot over the one picture that had flipped my life upside down.

well that's the beginning of social media. if you like it favorite it. I'm going to do this joke thing so like every chapter i will put a joke.

I walked into a zoo with only a dog in it.
it was a shitzu.

I thought it was funny.

kiss kiss t