"oh- wait, why do I need to do this?...but I don't want- OKAY FINE ILL DO IT- ...okay! Hello! I'm Athena- uh- I live in a really fucked up world- monsters are everywhere. they come in all different sizes and looks, some hostile, some peaceful- rarel...
HEHEHEHE OKAY, SO- I MADE THIS BECAUSE ON MY TWITTER I WOULD DO ROLEPLAY TWEETS LIKE THIS- AND SO- YEAH.
I woke up from bed to the sound of cereal dropping onto the floor-
"oh...my gosh...Lil nugget if you dropped cereal on the floor I'm, making you eat a nugget." I said sitting up on my bed not ready for the day, me saying he would have to eat a nugget was very offensive to him- he's a vegetarian after all- or..uhm...he doesn't just eat vegetables-...uhm...lets see here... candle wax, hats, paper, oranges with the skin, bottles, air freshener, hair products, leafs, and corn starch.
once he had hand sanitizer- but I make sure he doesn't have that anymore because he started to dissolve- then he gathered himself together- like...molded together...-
I got up from my bed and but on my red hoodie and checkered vans, I walked out of my room and there was Lil nugget, in the cabinet AGAIN.
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"My god- Lil nugget you can't be in here-" I said as he jumped down and started eating the cereal on the ground, how does it eat when it doesn't have a mouth? he just slams his head on the food-
"NOW, I need to clean it up!" I said picking up Lil nugget who has cereal stuck on his face.
"You know, normally I would get someone to take care of you but im pretty sure if someone saw you they would stomp on you." I said Lil nugget looked at me in a "wait, are you gonna do that?"
"no, I won't kill you, buddy," I said setting him in his box he claimed the day I found him. it has little items he's found around the house and kept to himself- along with cracker crumbs, I went back into the kitchen and cleaned up the cereal, where long horse, the cinnamon-smelling-never-ending horse bumped into me- he's way to quiet so he always scares me when he appears, I literally have to rely on smell and sight when it comes to him
"...long horse?" I said sniffing the air standing up and looking behind me
(some of the images aren't gonna fit the environment, oh also- all of the pics are made by Trevor Henderson)
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"AH!- LONG H-HORSE- I TOLD YOU, DONT SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT-" I yelled resulting in him backing away
"ugh- living with monsters is the life..." I said sarcastically patting long horse on the head
"Hey, long horse, do ya think you can keep Lil' nugget in check? I have to go meet the others, and he's scared of you, so you'll do a good job, right?" I asked, he nodded and- slithered back...? im used to it but it still confuses me- like, where the fuck is the rest of his body??? I sighed and put the cereal back in the cabinet- should I like...hide the cereal?
I went back into my room to do my hair- by that I mean brush it- and that's absolutely it. after I walked out the door and instantly saw that thing that chased me-- I call it the country road Creature, it's hostile I know that much- of course, it was crossing the road,
(Normally I would add a pic but I didn't want to, basically, it's a tall slender pale entity that hunches over roads, crossing them. long arms, and long legs UwU)
"why'd the CountryRoad Creature cross the road? to go on a genocide run" I said under my breath trying to hide near my door, eventually, it crossed and moved on into the forest- I never know how to run from it- its scarily fast- of course scary. I sighed in relief it was gone and continued into the forest by my house, not the one it went into- I heard sirens already-- amber alerts-
"SIREN HEAD SHUT UP, THOSE AMBER ALERTS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING!" I heard Lilah, the shadow demon yell in the forest, Siren head doesn't exactly talk, he doesn't do it unless needed, he uses radio conversations to speak- like uhm...that bumblebee movie thing? yeah- like that.
"WHY.....DONT....YOU...SHUT...UP...THEN?!" Siren head yelled
"SAYS THE FUCKING SIREN," Lilah said
"WHY DONT WE ALL SHUT UP?!" I yelled walking over to where they were, tiger was just sitting there-
"ATHENA, TELL SIREN HEAD TO SHUT UP" Lilah yelled turning to me pointing at siren head, I sighed and looked up at siren head
"siren head, Lilah would like you to be quiet. and honestly, I do too, please return to your nuscular attack sirens or white noise? thank you, or music" I asked
"...." siren head turned the amber alerts to Rick Astley's rick'n'roll
"my god," Lilah said
"I'm leaving," she said disappearing into thin air
"okay- sirey--"
"don't....call...me...that," siren head said stopping the music
"Then don't be such a dick head-" I said
"siren....head," he said correcting me
"WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A BAD MOOD TODAY???" I asked
"Lilah's.....existing..." he said
I sighed "Sirey, why do you hate Lilah so freaking much?" I asked he didn't reply
"Great answer," I said sarcastically
"I.....just....do," he said
"mhm, of course," I said sarcastically, I looked over to tiger who hasn't made any sounds
"*weird tiger-like noises- idk," tiger said
"oh, okay you're fine," I said shrugging, lilah appeared out of nowhere
