Oh my, I apologise madam.
It appears that I accidentally sent you a cinematic product of mineself stroking thi male genitalia, in a mannerly fashion, while uttering your name in a somewhat pathetic and embarrassing tone. I pray that thee can forgive this action and that we can smoothly move along from this incident, as I would never want to damage our friendship.
However, if you would supposedly like me to continue, then I suppose I will have to comply, and maybe give thee my most vulnerable moment into the camera lens whilst I full fledged utter your name in exasperation and ecstasy.
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Friend's Quotes (Updated)
HumorThis book composed of a collection of quotes my friends have said along the years. Most of them are either dirty or rude so read them at your own risk. This is the updated version of my original book, as I've cut out 1/3 of the quotes due to them ju...
