Girls...

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Izuku walked in the dorms expecting to find the faces of a bunch of angry girls, but instead found a note, he naturally read it out load.

Izuku) "We went out for tea without you as a punishment, good luck with your tealess life.' Damn, that's harsh as hell."

Izuku put the note down and simply went to his room before laying down for a nap, Bakugo, either way he was a prick. Though Izuku now knows why he was sent to this universe, there's no version of him, the Izuku replacement is from a different family. The only similarities are looks and Inko. Heck, it might not even be Inko, it might be someone completely random. He got online and searched for anything regarding a league of villains, and found a very minuscule article talking about a staged story of a woman that could steal quirks. Now he really had to be careful about this, no doubt he was a massive target. He couldn't let the girls know, they'd surely freak out, as he was about to fall asleep he felt something warm climb next to him. He tried writing it off as imagination, until he felt a cold object cross his face, followed by what could only be a hand. Izuku jumped up and saw something he really wished he didn't, his female self talked to him before disappearing.

Izuma) "Mama said she wanted to see you, so I'll have to catch you soon."

This confirmed that him and his alternate shared nothing but appearance. As he stepped back he felt something warm on his cheek, he grabbed what it was and saw a hand warmer. Why she gave him it was still unknown, but he just threw it out the window and yawned before falling asleep.

He woke up to hear beeping and saw an alarm clock at the base of the door, with a note of course.

Izuku) 'We decided to wake you up like this so you couldn't get payback immediately!'

Izuku clenched his fists before saying something I'm sure applies to many.

Izuku) "Let me sleep!"

As he went down stairs he saw Kendo drinking a bottle of soda while still looking mad. Izuku did what any rational human would do and try to stay unrecognized, no sound, no problem, right? As he started to open the refrigerator door as quietly as possible his phone went off from a telemarketer. Izuku's face palmed as he immediately ended the call, only to hear footsteps coming his direction.

Kendo) "You trying to get me back for the alarm? At least use an alarm instead of a phone ringing."

Izuku) "N-n-no, a telemarketer called me!That's all!"

Kendo) "Really, then show me your phone."

Izuku) "Oh hell no!"

Kendo) "Then how can you prove you weren't trying to get back at me!"

Izuku) "Ummm." 'It's a risk, but if this gets me out of this it will have to do.'

As Kendo was furiously staring at him, he kissed her on the lips and then backed away. The girl was frozen in place, not only did she actually have her first kiss taken by a man, something no other girl or woman in this time period has had done. It was with a man with infinite power! Then it hit her, it was just a peck, he did it to get away! Know she was even angrier, but then remembered that she'd technically took his first kiss in this world. So and eye for an eye.

As Izuku was sitting back on his bed he finally let out a breath he was holding.

Izuku) "Damn, I used my first kiss as an escape tactic."

As he stared at the ceiling he noticed to pointed protrusions in the floor and went big eyed.

Izuku) "Oh crap!"

Meanwhile, Jiro just heard the weirdest and worst thing possible, a girl in this dormitory had their first kiss taken by Izuku, and stole his first kiss. The worst part is that it seems they took his first ever kiss, not his first kiss in this universe. Meaning whoever it is already has more than his previous girlfriend. She gripped the side of the bed and decided to investigate. As she walked down the stairs she only saw two people that it could possibly be. One being Kendo, the other being Toru, she gritted her teeth, but left to try and narrow down the options. Izuku stepped past her in the hallway only to be grabbed by the face and pulled to a significantly longer kiss before they parted ways, all she said while walking away was...

Jiro) "Your second Kiss, my first"

Izuku just sighed knowing she was trying to figure out who his first kiss was with, he hated being the only male. If all these women ended up getting him, he'd be pretty much a father instantly, at least for one peppermint colored demon. Seriously, how could one woman have so much lust! She literally would sneak into his room if he didn't lock his doors. He just kept walking, knowing all to well that she was a yandere on the inside, but to heroic to follow through.

Shouka) "You should know better then to speak of the devil."

Izuku turned around and gulped before looking into the eyes of danger.

Shouka) "So, you left me to train all alone and didn't even say sorry or reward me? Well since you're here, I'll claim my reward."

Before she could a vine wrapped around her waist and pulled her away.

Ibarra) "No impure actions until marriage you unholy Canadian flag."

Shouka) "Let go of me!"

Ibarra) "Not until your hormones are in check."

Before seeing the peppermint fly around a corner he was smacked by a vine.

Ibarra) "That's for leaving everyone to train.

Izuku sighed as he only know realized he was living with a bunch of teenage girls with no emotional control. Said boy stepped into his room and slammed himself on his bed after locking his door, and tapping a cross made of popsicle sticks to the door. It was slightly difficult to fall asleep, but caught an odd vision. Two other hims pulling a third him out of a portal. All he could do was watch until he woke up to heard snoring next to him.

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