yestirdaih wen he replyd, I was happy.
no.dan.ur gay is showing. wuZ eye.....gey....???
phil invitez mi 2 his houce. I say I b dere in 5. he livs kinda kloce.
when I arrive, he axes what we shoild watch. "KEEPIG UP WIT THE KARSASHIENZ" I yell. "YAY" he screams.
talk about "no homo" am I rite lol.
after abut 2 hrs of TV, his parents cum home lol see cum...? cum lol.
they hav pizza I say "give me one" so they do. as soon as eye bite it, the fkn cheese cums off lol cums.
I get a txt frum me mum sayin if I don't cum lol cum home soon I'm gona get a woppin in me bum. "ce ya fil" "bye" he says as he wink wonks. I almist sharted at that.
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phan crackfic
Fanficu guys wanted an update on this really old fanfiction that's so ugly but here it is
