As i walked into the air conditioned panda express i spotted a ching chong look alike. As i walked up to the counter i realized that is was the actual rice stick himself, Carter Reyonlds!
I tried to act cool but really i just wanted his rice inside me.
Ching chong looked at me and said
"woud you like rice with ur dish"
i leared over the counter and whispered in his ear "only if its ur rice"
as i looked down i saw ching chongs rice sick growing in excitment,
Carter stood up on the counter and screamed
"CHING CHING LING LONG PHONG CHUNG"
i stood there in terror as rice started to fly shoot out of his rice stick as he was on the counter.
I started to call the ching chong hotline to see if they could gve me advise on how to tame a ching chong themself, Carter saw me calling and his rice stopped shooting out of his rice stick.
As we made eye contact, he suddleny turned into a ninja.
He looked t me and said
"Ching chong will give you his rice tomorrow,,,"
TO BE CONTINUED
