Darian's Golden Girl

Baby Shark Type Beat

     The thing is the Kermit the frog hand puppet really clashed with this edgy vibe he had going on. He was wearing these ripped jeans and a leather jacket. I feel like he was trying to give off a douchey kind of "cool guy" vibe... with a Kermit puppet? I don't know. I'm genuinely so confused right now and I don't know how to feel.
     His mom came out from behind him and ran into my mom's arms. This knocked over his suitcase and he just kind of looked at it like it fell over on purpose. I guess nows my chance.

     "Hey lemme help you with that." I lean down and grab the handle and stand it up. He could have grabbed it on his own but I want to talk to him without it being forced.

     "You're y/n aren't you" well that's a real icebreaker Darian good job.

     "Yup that's me, you're Darian right?" Keep the conversation chill y/n you aren't freaking out, you're completely fine.

     "Yes and Kermit" oh no, does he use this Kermit like a ventriloquist? That might be a dealbreaker if I'm being honest.

     He put Kermit on his hand and started moving his mouth so he could say, "Y/n is very pretty dontcha think?" I turn red.

     "Wow I never thought I would catch to attention of the most iconic frog on the planet I'm honored" joking has never been a bad thing right? I don't know how to take compliments so that was probably the best that he's going to get out of me.

     "Kermit stop you're going to embarrass me" he says with a grin. Maybe this frog won't be a dealbreaker.

     "I can see it in your eyes boy, make a move" you know what maybe I'll date kermit, he's definitely husband material.

     "I'm so sorry about him, he has no self control" this a new way of flirting I've never seen before, not that I'm complaining it not like I get a ton of attention from guys anyways.
  
     "Says the one controlling him?" Maybe I can corner him into not hiding behind his puppet.

     "Shh shhh just let him have his fun" Kermit says. Is this the only way this guy communicates? There's nothing wrong with it, everyone has their quirks, but it must take so much more effort to make a frog speak your thoughts.

     "Sweetheart it's time to get in the car!" My mom yells from her car window with a grin. How much did she hear of that conversation? I'm mortified. And I guess so is Darian because he is bright pink right now.
     We hop in the car and start the car ride back to my house. Oh no. I forgot. He's STAYING IN MY HOUSE. I can't escape Kermit the frog, but maybe I'll actually be able to talk to Darian while he's here. Maybe.