shower thoughts #1

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I warned y'all, it's not my fault if this disturbs you or grosses you out

Also, "shower thought" literally means things I thought of while taking a shower. The titles are literal, at all times.




Do you think anyone has ever used their diarrhea as lube?


Is it possible to get the entire content of a bottle of beer into your ass?

(The next 4 are especially for the dick-less people out there:)

I wonder what it feels like to get bitten in the dick

I want a dick


I seriously really want a dick



I want to get my nonexistent dick sucked


What's the record for chugging lemonade?


I wonder if my parents ever fucked in here




Nvm



They absolutely haven't

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