I warned y'all, it's not my fault if this disturbs you or grosses you out
Also, "shower thought" literally means things I thought of while taking a shower. The titles are literal, at all times.
Do you think anyone has ever used their diarrhea as lube?
Is it possible to get the entire content of a bottle of beer into your ass?
(The next 4 are especially for the dick-less people out there:)
I wonder what it feels like to get bitten in the dick
I want a dick
I seriously really want a dick
I want to get my nonexistent dick sucked
What's the record for chugging lemonade?
I wonder if my parents ever fucked in here
Nvm
They absolutely haven't
YOU ARE READING
book of cursed thoughts
Randomdon't read this if you have a fragile mind or if you have any innocence left honestly or just... don't read this in general