h•a•i•k•y•u•u Angst Oneshots

crackhead stuff bc i cant think of a good chapter

Hinata*in the middle of an argument with kags*:Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye-

Kageyama*frusterated*:THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO SHORT GODAMNIT-

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Bokuto:Fist me!

Kuroo:...

Bokuto: *holds out fist for fistbump*

Kuroo: Right, okay, shit, the what you fucking meant-

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Bokuto: Keiji do you like me or like-like me?

Akaashi: Oh no, this this again...

Bokuto:But like do you like-like me?

Akaashi: goDAMNIT KOUTARO WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 3 YEARS

Bokuto: bUT DO U LIKE ME OR LIKE LIKE ME

Akaaksi, sighing: Like like koutarou

Bokuto, smirking: Fuckin knew it
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Oikawa, whispering: cant wake up

Kuroo, speaking: Wake me up insideeee~

Bokuto, yelling:WAKE ME UP INSIDEEEEEEE~

Terushima, screaming:SAVE MEEEEE~~

Ushijima, in the most monotone voice ever: save me from the nothing I've becomeeee~

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Kuroo: Kitten

Kenma: no

Kuroo: baby

Kenma: no

Kuroo: sweetheart baby child that I love with my whole soul and body

Kenma: no

Kuroo, giving up: immortal being far above me whom I only exist to serve

Kenma: yes, peasant?

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Bokuto: I believe I can flyyyyyy~

Kuroo: yeah no duh you fuckin furry

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Tsukishima: set your WiFi password to 24446666668888888 so when some one asks you for it you can just say 12345678

Yamaguchi: I sat here for 39 minutes trynna figure that out

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Hinata: what do u call a fish with no eyes!??!

Tsukishima: myxine circifrons

Hinata:..........fsh

Hey you beautiful bitches stop being sad like me

Anyways sorry I haven't been updating😕 I haven't been feeling up to it lately.... mostly because I dropped my fuckin dumpling on the floor and cried for 3 hours straight being a teen sucks honestly.... and I still need a ship