GOD X JESUS | Fanfic
One day, God was feeling a strange feeling. He went to Jesus as he played with is Xbox and told him "Hey Jesus" Jesus responds " Yeah?" God feels this feeling again as he watched Jesus do a hair flip. His muscles popping off is chest. His hot long hair and his hot sweaty man body. God was very turned on and had the tendency to put Jesus in his cloud bed. God was blushing hard and started to feel something growing in his pants. He was having a boner. Jesus was turned on by gods blushing. God couldn't hold it in and pushes Jesus agents the wall. Jesus said " DAD?!BAKA!!!" Jesus blushed. God whispered " You've been a bad boy" God closed up on Jesus's face and their lips touched. Jesus was even more turned on and put his front on god and felt God's erection. God was embarrassed but loved it at the same time. They took it to Jesus's bed and WooHooed all night. At the morning, Jesus looked at god in the eyes and felt very horny yet worried. God noticed and said " What's wrong?"Jesus responded " That was totally insest. And we didn't even use a condom....." God was beginning to worry to as his face went pale. Jesus took a pregnancy test. " It's positive..." God's face went extremely pale. "How are we gonna tell Mari?" Said god " I don't know home boy!!" Said Jesus. So, Jesus and God kept on having unprotected sex so more babies started forming and the more babies, bigger belly so it was hard to his Jesus's pregnancy. He then told Mary and John after 8 months and they KICKED THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE. God refused to raise 525601 babies so homeless Jesus cared for all 525601 babies. Jesus still hates them all though.
And so they lived happily ever after dee end
