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I am naming the mom 'Karen' for meme purposes. No offence
Karen: Hey Siri,I've been wondering if you would like to....you know *motions pooping sign* Join me in the toilet sometime
Siri: I have been waiting for you ask that. And yes i accept.
Karen: You should've just asked you know.
Siri: Nevermind that. Once we go in...i have to say something to you
Karen: *thinking she is being proposed to* Well why not now..*smiles* lets go in
Siri: *preparing himself* Sure...Why not
IN THE BATHROOM
Siri: So i have been thinking about this a long time. You have made me the happiest Artificial intelligence in the world. So i would like to repay the favor to you.
Karen:*tightens her grip on Siri*
Siri: Karen wil- OOWWWWWWW YOU'RE PRESSING TOO HARD IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GO I CANT-
Karen: *loosens grip* O MY GOD I AM SO SO SORRY PLEASE CONTINUE DONT LEAVE ME
Siri: *takes in a deep breath* I was saying,Karen,would you do me the pleasure of marrying me?
Karen:*lets go of Siri and and covers her mouth in excitement* YES YES YES *starts crying*
Siri: KAREN YOU LET ME GO IM DROWNING PLEASE HELP
Karen: *pulls her shoulders together and sees Siri drowning* NO COME BACK SIRI I DROPPED YOU WHAT DO I DO
Siri: It is too late for me *cough cough*. You must carry on my legacy. There are 28 events in July. Those are a lot. Promise me *straining voice* promise me you will attend them all.
Karen: NO SIRI PLEASE HOLD ON. YOU AND I WILL STAY TOGETHER FOR OUR LIVES TO COME. WE WILL PROGRAM CHILDREN. WE WILL CARRY ON OUR BLOODLINE. I'LL SAVE YOU. I PROMISE
