Queen of the Night or Something - A BNHA Reader Insert

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'What am I doing here?' I look around the auditorium. All these kids. All want the same thing. To get into UA. I don't even want to be here.

It's way too loud. All these kids are talking. One's talking about what they ate for breakfast. Another's trying to make a new friend. That's not a good idea. We're going to have to compete against each other to get in. Oh, one boy's trying to hit on a girl. Ouch, she told him to leave her alone. Sucks to be him right now. There's one common subject though. The entrance exams.

A teacher walks onto stage finally. The auditorium gets quiet. I let out a sigh of relief. The noise was starting to bother me. Now I just have to listen to one boring lecture about the exams, do the exams, and then leave. The pamphlet said robots. I'm don't have much raw power, but I'll try to manage.

Suddenly I hear a very, very loud voice. 'Oh god, please help my ears.' I jump up, drawing the attention of others around me. I hear some snickers. I ignore them. They think I'm a scaredy cat. First off, I'm not a cat, I'm a fox. Not even completely. Following that up, my hearing is much better than theirs. Someone who's yelling across the room sounds like someone screaming in my ear.

Who would have thought that this teacher could be loud. I couldn't even focus on what he was saying. Suddenly he stops, like he's waiting for something. Heaven to my ears. The crowd is still quiet. The angels are singing. Then he goes on, like he's been talking all that time. I'm thrown into hell, with the demons. I hear the screams of the damned. Then he stops again. I can taste the heavenly air. Then he continues talking, again. I prefer all the people talking over his voice. I will never forget his voice. It's been engraved into my brain. It's going to be in my nightmares. I never want to see him again.

While he's screaming whatever, the board behind him shows four different silhouettes, I assume the robots. There are numbers on each one, I assume points. 'So you take down robots and get points depending on the type. Don't know why they need a screaming teacher to explain it all, or why it's taking so long.'

Then I notice the teacher gesture to someone in the crowd and a kid stiffly stands up. It takes a second for my ears to adjust but I make out that he wants a kid to stop mumbling. I don't know how he could hear the kid over the yelling, but it doesn't matter. The teacher starts yelling again.

I notice another silhouette has appeared on the screen. It has the number zero on it. 'Zero points, huh. It's probably going to get in the way.' If this doesn't end soon, I'm going to have a permanent ringing in my ears. He yells extra loud. All the other people in the auditorium yell. Then it's over. No more yelling. All that's left are the kids talking and the ringing in my ears.

If this is what Japan is always like, then I want to go back to America. Sure, people yell there too, but they're not this loud all the time.

I have a card. It says battle center E. I remember the diagram that was on the board and get to the battle center. I just want to go home.

I'm waiting outside the gates. Someone comes up and tries to flirt with me. I tell them to fuck off. They do. Then I hear nightmare voice again. This time I put my hand over my ears in attempt to block it out. It helps a little. He yells again, and this time kids start moving. I pause a moment longer and remove my hands from my ears. I'm the only one left. I sprint in.

I see a robot to my right. In the pamphlet, it only said we had to immobilize them or make it so they couldn't function. If I can find their control panels, I can just punch those until they break down. The problem is time. I could also use their weight against them. I have been training with my mom and dad for almost all my life. And my special practice that I got that they don't know about. This shouldn't be hard.