In My Mind [Modern JJBA AU]

Chapter 7: Loverboy

My favorite Jojo with baby Tusk~

Jonathan POV

"Jolyne, apologize for dying your brother's hair," I say very sternly.

"Ok, ok, I'm sorry for making your hair better-"

"Jolyne..."

"Alright! I'm sorry," she rolled her eyes, "It washes away in 24 hours,"

"..." Joot stayed quiet.

"Jotaro?"

"Ugh! Fine! It was half-assed but I'll accept it." he turned around and started to walk up the stairs.

"Wow, you're so sweet," Jolyne said to him sarcastically but he was already gone. She turned to me, "By the way where were you?"

"Oh, I was..." I studdered. I'm not quite ready to tell them I'm proposing to Erina, not yet. But I'm HORRIBLE at lying!

"I was buying something for Erina." I was sweating bullets at this point.

"Really? Then why are you sweating?"

"..." I stayed quiet.

"... What were you buying her?" Jolyne got in my face.

"I-"

"Oh. My. God! Your were buying, an engagement ring weren't you?!"

"Ok fine, I was," I scratch the back of my head. I'm so embarrassed right now!

"Awwww! That's so cute! Wheres the ring!?" Jolyne was practically jumping up and down at this point. I show her the ring and she squeals. She starts talking and fangirling over the ring and my mind started to drift off. I wonder what my life will be like if Erina says yes? I don't want to leave them here with Joseph! Where is he, anyway?

"Josuke! He's finally doing it!" while in my daydream jolyne snatches the ring box from my hand and runs over to Josuke. "H-hey! Be careful with that!" I yell after her.

"Wait, he's really doing it?!"

"Yeah like I said, dumbass."

"Wow, it's perfect!" Josuke beamed up at me. "I'm glad you think that. I still don't know if she'll like it though? I scratch the back of my neck.

"What are you talking about?! She'll love it!" Josuke says very enthusiastically. Despite his reassurance, I was still unsure. I guess I have to actually propose to find out.

"Do you guys have any ideas on where I can propose?"

"How about where you two met?!" Jolyne suggested. "Not possible, we met on a train."

"What about a fancy restaurant?!" Josuke chirps in. "She doesn't like attention so that's a no."

"Wow this is hard," Jolyne puts her hand on her chin.

"What are you guys talking about?" Jotaro came strolling down the stairs, the dye in his hair already fading. 

"See it's coming out already!"

"Shut up."

"Guys! Clam down, we still need to figure out where Jonathan is going to propose!" Josuke silenced them.

"You're proposing to Erina?"

"Yeah, I really want to spend my life with her!" I say. Wow, that was very cheesy, hehe.

"Umm, what about that nature trial that was just built? Doesn't she like nature?" Jotaro suggested. I looked at him, dumbfounded. That was... a good idea. Since when was Jotaro good at romance?

"OMG! That's an amazing idea, Joot!" Jolyne jumped up.

"Aww, hopeless romantic Joot!" Joseph yelled from the front door Smokey behind him looking just the right amount of embarrassment. "Yare Yare, I don't know how are you going to laugh with my foot up your ass?" Jotaro looked at him menacingly as he walked back up the stairs to his room.

"Well, I just shit my pants!"

"Literally nobody needed to know that." Smokey walked into the house behind Joseph.

"Not so fast young man. Where have you been? Jotaro almost killed Jolyne, and who knows where Giorno is?!" I pace back and forth explaining to him what happened while he was gone. Until he responds, "Well that just sounds like every day, though." he whined. Well, he might be right, but it was his responsibility to disarm the situation.

"And I think its time to take my leave! Bye Mr. Joestar, see you later Joseph!" Smokey grabbed his bag and ran out the door. "Danm, I wanted to beat him in Mortal Kombat."

"We are not changing the subject Joseph. Where were you!" I stay very sternly.

"Ok, ok, I was out with Smokey,"

"Doing...?"

"...stalking Suzi Q..." He said barely loud enough for me to hear. "What was that?"

"I was stalking Suzi Q..." he looked down embarrassed.

"Again?!" I yell back at him. This the third time this week!

"Woah, Woah, Woah, what the fuck do you mean, again?!" Jolyne called out.