1.Knock knock
Whose there
Your mum
You can't tell a mum joke...plus its not even funny coming from you
No seriously.TURN THE MUSIC DOWN BEFORE I BUST THE F****NG DOOR DOWN!I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR 30 MINUTES!
2.knock knock
Whose there
Honeydew
Honeydew who
Honeydew you love me
3.boy:our principal is so stupid
Girl:do you know who I am?
Boy:no
Girl:the principal's daughter
Boy: do you know who I am?
Girl:no
Boy:good.(walking away)
4.boy:mum I got 99% on my test!
Mum:WTF!
Boy:mum what do you think WTF means?
Mum:well that's fantastic!
5.wanna hear a duck joke? its a real quack up!
Well that's EMUsing
Ikr??and to think that josh told me to crow up
Duck him,I say
OK, I'm out of bird lines
Well this is hawkward
