Well, it all started in an early rainy day, as I go to get sweets from tesco express, I pass by a shelf that has a packet of randoms on it...so I think to myself OHMYGOSH! I have to get me some of these juicy, and squidgy sweets. So I pick a packet of the shelf and go to the man behind the till, he looks at me weirdly as if he was proud of me, he kept looking from my eyes to the sweets on my hands, then I figured it out...OF COURSE, he's proud that I am going to buy the most delicious sweets of all time. After I have paid for my randoms, and as I am about to walk out the door I bump into some bimbo and she looks at me expecting me to apologize but I all I could think was damn I wants to eat these randoms so I can make a story with them...so I continue to walk out the door and don't ever look back. Once I cross the road, and walk towards my house and make it inside, I grab the laptop and my randoms and go sit in the living room so I can chat with the lovely tangerine, once i have found my comfortable spot, I open the packet of Randoms and that's when I see it.....I.......see.......the most magical thing I have ever seen......a UNICORN.....I see a unicorn....after a while of staring at that jelly creature...I put it into my mouth and savour it like I have never savoured it before...like the world was about to end in any second....and that's when I come to realise my purpose. I realise that I was sent to this planet so I could buy a packet of randoms and taste that DELICIOUS creature. This will change my life forever!
YOU ARE READING
A RANDOM Story
HumorI will not write much to describe it because I know once you read this short story, you will know why you have been sent to this planet, you will know your destiny and that's when your life will change forever!
