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(The pictures that i use in this story do not belong to me(and thats whats shes wearing)attention pasengers the plane started hoing out i didn't care izzy and owen fell out and the plane hit them chris owen and izzy need help they got taken to the hospital we were all at a waterfall pretty blouse its a dashikiki man yea a womens dashikiki what can we get to the challeng please i like to call our first challeng the treasure hunt of death we were supposed to do this at dunns river fall but this far more dangerous waterfall will have to do so its another water challeng afraid so want to say a few prayers no need i came prepared your challeng begins with a dive off of beautiful where ever we are falls into the lagoon far below which is full of what sharks nope electric eels and sharks players must tag team dive into the infested waters for as long as you can hold your breath to search the lagoon floor for pirate treasure aka the gold chains chef always wears on karaoke night first team to bring me chefs treasure wins a major advantage in the next challeng so good expesally i am super duper mega wopper hot with izzy and owen out of comish you'll have to work extra hard to make up for their absents no problem tyler it's your lucky day you get to do all the dives yea wait gwen came up with the chains but she was wrapped up in eels then heather took the chains team amazon won round one team amazon as winners of the first challeng you've also won this advantage for challeng number two the bob sled of death tada yea the intern who tested it will be out of comish for ten months is if we can't affored bob sleds so your gonna ride long boreds in teams of two bob sled style down chefs track and into the pool each team gets three runs fastest total time wins ready i heard owen and gwen singing on my radio fuck
Owen: I miss the way, Izzy said hello!
By hoofing me, in the kiwis!
I missed the daytime when Izzy moved so slow.
Gwen: Ooh, Ooh.
Owen: 'Cause other times, she'd get freaky!
Oh, Izzy! Oh, Izzy! I, I miss you so!
Oh, my Izzy, my little Izzy. Why'd I ever let you go?
Gwen: Actually she kinda dumped you.
Owen: I miss her smile, and the way she liked to bite
on my arm, when there was trouble-
Which was all the time. (laughs)
Oh, I miss the way, she'd always say goodnight.
Gwen: Ooh, Ooh.
Owen: And hoof me and the kiwis double! Ouch.
Oh, Izzy! Oh, Izzy! I, I miss you so.
Oh, my Izzy, my little Izzy!
Why'd I ever let you go?
Why'd I ever let you go...?
Luna ok

I'm sorry but your story isn't adding up
Think your religion is a lie to keep my mouth shut
So I won't testify the crimes you're keeping score of
Why don't you throw me to the wolves I thought you were one

You were standing there like an angry god
Counting out my sins just to cross them off
Saying that my tongue was too loud to trust
And that my blood couldn't keep you

My dear, you're not so innocent
You're fooling Heaven's gates
So you won't have to change
You're no saint, you're no savior

Your revelations don't look nothing like the pictures
You read between the lines and don't stick to the scriptures
You only follow rules if others follow with you
That doesn't sound so holy only playing victim

You were standing there like an angry god
Counting out my sins just to cross them off
Saying that my tongue was too loud to trust
And that my blood couldn't keep you

My dear, you're not so innocent
You're fooling Heaven's gates
So you won't have to change
You're no saint, you're no savior

So keep your judgment for someone else, I've had enough
And keep your judgment for someone else, I've had enough
So keep your judgment for someone else, I've had enough
And keep your judgment for someone else, I've had enough

My dear, you're not so innocent
You're fooling Heaven's gates
So you won't have to change
You're no saint, you're no savior
Isn't this better then being mad so we have to wait for a crash in fluct before we can jet great make the interns fill the pool and its a paid vacation bro hey wait up doc says I'm ok to compete owens back round one team amazon ready forty seven point thirty three six seconds is the time to beat team i am so huncky dory dreamy hot fifty eight point forty nine team amazon still leads by a healthy margin team victory forty five point zero one seconds we have a new leader team takes round one uh were all here now you don't need to keep using that maybe i just like it round two lets hear it for the helmets pepole the girls come in at fifty six point twenty eight better then the boys first run but not by much team i am so wicked wicked hot fifty five point sixteen for the men it'll take a merical to get out of last place now team victory ready forty four point thirty seven dj beats his own high score and widens his lead even further round three i saw dj get upset and i knew exactly what alehandro just did being his girlfriend i shouldn't care but i do so i guess I'm ignoring alehandro for a while team amazon ready fifty three point forty one seconds for a three run combind total of two minutes and thirty seven seconds good but will it be good enough he broke one of the bordes the men are in first with a total score of two minutes thirty five seconds team victory he lost we won
              Elimination ceremony
Dj left which pissed me off
      After the elimination ceremony
Noah:luna your computer has been ringing
Shit everyone was in here expect chris and chef i opened the computer to see duncan calling me fuck
Noah-whats wrong
Duncans calling
Gwen-then answer it
No body can interfere no one can come on screem duncan will get hurt if you do
Cortney-ok we won't interfere
Ok i ansered the call
Luna-hey duncan
Duncan- hey luna
Duncan looked worser and his voice sounded so scratchy and he looked more scared
Luna-*sighs* what did he do to you after he hung up
Duncan-things i don't want to talk about *coughs* my throat hurts so much
Luna-he won't give you any water
Duncan-nope
Luna-*sighs* let me guess he wants to keep you skinny
Duncan-yes *starts crying* i can't take this any more i want to come back i want to be with you and the others i feel like I'm dying and i don't want to
Luna-your not going to just keep watching total drama keep having hope i will protect you when you get back
Duncan-everything hurts not just my throat
Luna- i-i-i know
I heard the door open and close
Duncan- he's home
Mal-hey luna
Luna-mal
Mal-aw do you still hate me after all the times we had in juvi
Luna-yes you hurt me and duncan and you think i wouldn't hate you
Mal-no i thought you'd be greatful it wasn't someone else doing this to your brother
Luna-we never wanted this
Mal-bye luna *hangs up*
God fucking damit
Cortney-whats wrong with duncan
Gwen-yea and was he crying
Owen-and who was that
Shut up duncan will be fine and yes he was crying and i can't tell you who that was
Alehandro-but i thought your brother was tough
I grabed alehandro by the coller of his shirt and said if you knew half the shit we been through in juvi you would be crying on your knees begging that guy to stop but no no one knows what me and duncan been through or even cares were just left to care for our selves *drops him* I'm done with everyones bullshit i went into my room locked the door and fell asleep

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