What the hell
'Alex'
"Mr. Allistar can you please tell us the answer to number 6" my math teacher said. "Umm .... It is ..... what was the math problem again" i said in my most innocent voice as possible.
" Well you should know if you were listening" Mrs. Orr sneered at me. " Well it shouldn't be a surprise 'cause nobody listens to you , so i don't know why you think i will " I said matter of factly. " Well than lasts get on with class shall we " she asked me . " We shall " i said in my most posh voice. " ok then , class lets talk about the welcome back dance that we're having" she said to us.
" Who wants to volunteer." mostly all of girls raised their hands. " Ok the people who wants to volunteer , there will be a sig- " i blanked out after that . I was looking to my side and saw a sexy beast right by me , and the sexy beast's name is Nick Mc'Allen ( a.k.a my bestfriend who is straight and has a girlfriend who doesn't like me and knows i'm practically in love with him , wich i am but she doesn't need to know that).
Let me tell you some stuff about me before we get on with the story. My name is Alex Allistar. I am on the football team and popular duh. I love eating and my favorite food is pizza i almost made love to it if it wasn't for my mom. Stupid mom. I like drawing and painting in my free time. ( Those are my hobbies ). The biggest thing you need to know is that i'm gay and inlove with my bestfriend.
Ok on with the story you perverted people. I was gawking at him every now and then until he saw me looking at him. " I know i'm sexy but you don't have to eye rape me" Nick joked. "Well it's not my fault that your smexy" i said and winked at him. " Are you flirting with me ?" he asked . " Maybe i am" i said back. " Oh ok you dont want to tell me hunh" he said.
"Yep" i said popping the p. " Ok i see how you are " he told me. " Yep" i said again. " Ok then but don't come to me saying you don't know what's for homework " he said then turned around. " No i'm sorry i was flirting with you just please tell me what's for homework " i yelled then started fake sobbing at the end.
" Mr. Allistar , keep your voice down " she yelled at me. " oh sorry mrs. Orr " i said in a whisper. When i turned back the dude was laughing at me that dirty little lying fuck. " You skittle loving basterd " i whisper -yelled at him. He just laughed more. "humf" i said crossing my arms and pouting. " aww don't pout babe i didn't mean to laugh" he said softly. What ever he's just lyi- did he just call me babe. Omigod omigod omigod i'm gonna have a heart attack. " O-okay i forgive you" i stuttered. " oh thank you cutie" he said pinching my cheek.
"Wait did you call me cu- " i didn't finish my sentence because the bell rang and he just got up , put his stuff in his backpack and left. It took me a minute before i processed what just happened. After i was done packing up my stuff , i went out of the classroom and immediatly saw Nick and Bethany ( a.k.a Nick's girlfriend) making out.
Aww kill me now.
Elmolover: " That bitch , i can't believe she's on alex's man like that , i bet she has stds " she said angrily. " uhh yeah ok " a random hot guy said hand cuffed to her bed. " oh sorry , now were we're we" she said getting out a whip. The random dude starts to cry silently. There were red lights and a siren coming in the distance
" Sorry but I have to go the popos coming" she said looking around. "will you uncuff me now" " nope well bye" she yelled while jumped out the window.
Awkward
' Nick '
" Ahem " i heard someone say while i was kissing Bethany. I looked up and saw Alex standing there awkwardly , shuffling from foot to foot. " Umm.... I'm gonna go to my next class ok " he said distancing himself from me. " Uh .... ok well see you later , ok" i said confused. He always wait for me. " Ok ........ bye" he said leaving. " Now were were we " bethany said turning my face to her's. " Well i think we were about to do something like this" i said about to kiss her.
We were gwtting into it until i heard someone clear there throat. Why do everyone always interupt our makeout session. I pulled away and
