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y/n <3: i start school at ua 2day wish me luck >.<

lord explosion murder <3: good luck idiot
lord explosion murder <3: i start the internships today wish me luck

y/n <3: ofc ur the best good luck bab
y/n <3: should i change ur contact name since u aren't allowed to b called lord explosion murder lmao??

lord explosion murder <3: hell no
lord explosion murder <3: fuck them it's my hero name

y/n <3: 😭😭
y/n <3: it's rly out there
y/n <3: how bout like
y/n <3: angy hot pocket

lord explosion murder <3: wtf no

y/n <3: suki? pommie?
y/n <3: ooh!
y/n <3: angy pommie??

lord explosion murder <3: what the fuck is a pommie you idiot

y/n <3: pomeranian 😗

lord explosion murder <3: hell no you're fucking dumb how do i relate to a yippie small fluffy california bitch dog

y/n <3: ur hair :3

lord explosion murder <3: denied

y/n <3: :(

{y/n <3 changed lord explosion murder <3's name to hot pocket bitchass pommie boy <3}

hot pocket bitchass pommie boy <3: no
hot pocket bitchass pommie boy <3: just fucking call me suki

y/n <3: i thot u hated when i call u that :33

hot pocket bitchass pommie boy <3: you never gave a damn before
hot pocket bitchass pommie boy <3: change it before i kill you

y/n <3: 😳

{y/n <3 changed hot pocket bitchass pommie boy <3's name to sukii <3}

sukii <3: that's fucking better

y/n <3: ikr i'm the best

sukii <3:

y/n <3: ok fine the second best

sukii <3: damn right
sukii <3: ur fucking sick
sukii <3: but not as sick as me

y/n <3: awe u sound like when we were kids
y/n <3: remember when u said u were gonna marry me 🙈🙈

sukii <3: and i was fucking right

y/n <3: yea??
y/n <3: but how is that fair :(
y/n <3: ur allowed to propose to me with a bug??
y/n <3: but i can't propose to u properly w a meme?? :(

sukii <3: that doesn't count as properly dunce
sukii <3: and we aren't engaged
sukii <3: i'll give u the best fucking engagement ever u hear
sukii <3: it's not my fault my stupid kid self proposed to you with a bug