your dick, my dick.... Taekook

the dick of my brothers boyfriend

jin heard his door opened, heard the thud on his bed, but ignored the owner. after some minutes of loud silence, jin sighed annoyed, paused his game and only said "what u want?"

"can i borrow joon for an hour?" jin turned to his brother. "an hour? for what?" "i dont really need the whole body, just one part to be honest" jin raised his brow. "can u explain?" kook puffed his cheeks and exhaled. "i...am kinda curious and i know joon is experienced in it, sooooo.... would borrow him to me? its just an hour tops" "for what? he is hopeless for fortnite" "its not for that" "or overwatch or whatever game there is" jin grinned. "i only need his dick, jin" "wait...what the fuck u talking about?!" "i want him to fuck me" jin was speechless..... for seconds. "are u out of your mind?!" "nooo? he knows how to do it with a guy, duh" "just because he is with me, MY boyfriend, doesnt mean i lent him to u.... for that!" kook let his upper body fell onto his brothers bed. "shit.... why not?!" he whined.

jin rubbed his eyes. "are u fucking kidding me? since when are u gay anyway?! u only had girls" "as i said, i am curious..... u look so happy with him and my relationsships so far were .... shit. so i thought, i should at least try it once..... so i dont miss a thing" jin only shook his head. "for fucks sake.... stob it. thats bullshit" "u should help me, u are my brother ...and old" "shithead. old...pfff... oh i am so gonna tell mum, that she never will have grandkids!" "i dare u! i...i tell her that u two did it on her new couch!" "u wouldnt dare!" "i would!" "wow...what going on here?" both looked to jins door, where jins boyfriend stood, namjoon.

"joonie? can i borrow your time for a bit today?!" kook jumped up, just to be tackled by jin back on the bed. "stob it! i mean it!" joon only looked from one brother to the next. he knew their bickering to the fullest. they always were like that. "anyone willing to tell me whats going on?" he crossed his arms and raised a brow. "nothing.... my brother is stupid" "not as much as u, brother. its just a small request" "a small request.... get out of my room, bunny, or i ll make stew with u today" kook stood pissed up and walked out of jins room.

"care to tell me?" "he wanted your dick for an experiment" "huh?" "he wanted u to fuck him" "wha????" "he had this idea in his thick head, that he needs to know how it is" "with me?" "cause u are my boyfriend and we... are good at it" "oh... should i?" "JOON!" "what? i dont know what u want me to do?! he is your baby brother" "thats why! we are not one of those families! as if i would share u....tssss" "u would be okay, if he just gets fucked by the first person who is willing to?!" "are u fucking shitting me right now? u really thinking of doing it?! WITH MY LITTLE BABY BROTHER?!" "uhhhhmmmmm....no?" jin huffed. "sometimes u are really..... i ll talk to him, maybe i can get this idea out of his head. bad enough, that mum has one gay son!"

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"tae?"

"tae?"

"TAEHYUNG!!!!"

"yes"

"finally!"

"i am busy"

"with what?"

"that chick from the other class.... virginina...or so"

"oh.... i need a favour. text when u are done"

"what u want or need?"

"i am gay curious"

"about what?"

"gay curious"

"yeah... about what?"

"are u fucking stupid?!"

"hey! that hurts!"

"argh! text me when u are done and focused"

"wait..... okay, i told her to go home. what is it u are curious about?"

"GAY"

"deffinitation of happyness?! great?"

"for fucks sake, tae! i want your dick"

"lol! u had an autocorrect!"

"nope"

"...but.... u want my d i c k ???? for what?"

"thrusting into me"

"okay, thats not funny! JIN! GIVE KOOK HIS PHONE BACK!"

"its me, tae...your bestes friend, kook!"

"dont think so!.... asshole! i will tell kook about this! shit and i sent the hot chick away for this! i hate u!"

kook groaned frustrated. he dialled taes number.

"u wont belive...." "it was me, u moron!" "yeah sure.... wait... for real?! what are u talking about?!" "that i want u to fuck me, whats so difficult to understand?!" "kook....bunny.... u are my best friend.... whats going on? are u drunk....drugs???" "i am perfectly sober" "than....what the fuck???" kook sighed. "u know that jin is with joon?" "yeah?" "they fuck...aaa looootttt!" "ewww" "i know.... but.... my brother always sounds so satisfied and looked also like it. my sexlife so far, as u know, wasnt really the bomb. so i thought... i should at least try it once" "did u hit your head on something?" "taehyung... u are my best friend" "i know?" "u have to do it" "why the fuck me? u are not ... a girl or sexy" kook could almost imagine taes disgusted face. he sighed deep again. "okay, sorry i asked u. it was just that u are the one i trust the most. i will ask joon to do it. he is experienced in this anyway"

he hung up. tae stood there with a tilted head and one eye was twitching. did he heard right?! he would asked joon?! "oh no no no no no!" tae mumbled and called joon.

"hi tae" "U WILL NOT, I REPEAT: N O T PUT YOUR DISGUSTING DICK INTO MY KOOKIE! DO U UNDERSTAND?! I WILL CUT IT OFF, IF U DO! THIS IS MY RESPONSIBILITY ONLY! I AM HIS BEST FRIEND! SO I WILL DO IT! DO U UNDERSTAND?!" joon looked shocked at jin, who just grinned very evil. "uhm... okay?" "and by the way, be tomorrow at 4pm at the coffeeshop at the mall. u need to educate me a lot. i dont wanna hurt him" "okay???" "see ya tomorrow!"

joon just looked confused at his boyfriend. "did kookie just got himself a fuckdate with his best friend?!" "looks like... i should talk with him too. my baby is going to experience a dick up his ass" he sighed.

tae couldnt sleep at all. he trippled around the school entrance and waited for kook. "kook! here!" he waved at him, when he spot the familiar face. "morning...wow...u look like shit" kook grinned. "asshole and thanks. morning to u too.... couldnt sleep after your....u know" "oh...sorry. i will ask joo..." "no u are not! i am your best friend. i will do it" "seriously? why now?" "because of joons dick, who knows where it has been in....ewww.... i am clean and i always use protection, so ..." "oh.... okay. thank u for willing to do it" tae grinned and stretched his chest out. "i am a super duper friend and a gentleman. i will make it amazing for u!" kook just rolled his eyes. "do u even know what to do?" "uhm.... right... where do i put my dick in?" "in my hole?" "your mouth? i fuck your mouth? woha! nice... always wanted to try that, but the chicks are stupid" "u are stupid!" "hey!" "my other hole u moron" "which one?" kook rolled again his eyes and looked frustrated at tae. with force he pushed his hand flat into taes behind. "this hole u idiot!" "huh????? seriously??? what???" kook sighed and walked faster to get away from the idiot.