Ned was sitting alone checking the length width and sharpness of his knife. Shorty was preoccupied in the corner as he was trying to figure out how to spell his own name. Ned saw Shorty in the reflection of his shiny blade and examined it intensely, unable to look away. He gave a gulp. "Whaddya doin' over there Shorty?" he asked. "I've almost got it Ned! 'S H O R E T E A'" Ned face palmed. "That's not how u spell ur name Shorty." Shorty looked confused "It's not?" "No. Shorty is spelt 'S H O W E R T A Y'" Ned said confidently and folded his arms. "Oh." Shorty began to furiously scribble out what he had wrote.
"What's it for anyway?" Ned asked curiously. Shorty scratched his head absently and replied "It's for uke school, Boss said I need to go. He was gonna send you, but I told him how scared you are of gayness, so he let me go instead." Shorty revealed casually, Ned sputtering nervously and finding himself at a loss for words. "You'd do that... For me?" Ned spoke in a tiny, inaudible voice. "You say something, Ned?" Shorty asked, still filling out the forum idly. Ned held his cheek as it began to heat up, and ran away from the embarrassing scene, leaving Shorty to his devices.
Boss Mouse watched from afar, as his plan was beginning to unfold exactly as he had hoped. He chuckled quietly to himself and rubbed his hands together, as he observed the interaction from a nearby, inconspicuous bush.
He tailed Ned and found him doing something vigorously with his hands. Must have been sharpening his blade. He was really going at it. If it was shiny before, it was blinding now. In fact, it seems he's cleaned it so well that it's spurted out some white substance in - wait, what? Oh. Oh no. Oh no. That's not a knife. It never was a knife. Retreat, Boss Mouse! Get out of there!
As Ned climaxed, he sighed in pained relief, wiping the sweat off of his forehead. "Phew, that was close. Almost nutted my pants in fronta Shorty! Yikes!" Ned said out loud to no-one in particular, aside from Boss Mouse who still hadn't stopped his voyeurism. Oh, my. Chaunsy was also pleasuring himself! To Ned of all people! Disgusting! Get out of my story Boss Mouse I hate u!!!
With the power of author abilities Boss Mouse was removed from the scene, and the Norty action was back on track. (yay!)
That is, in the next chapter!! Dun dun DUUNNNNN!!! XD
