Verbal self defence

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I warned you.....

threat to say when mad 

*randomly takes out light saber and potato* YOU SEE THIS!?? A POTATO!! YOU SEE THIS POTATO!?! DO YA? YOU THINK THIS IS AN ORDINARY POTATO? DO YA!?! WELL YOU'RE WRONG! THIS POTATO IS YOU!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!!??! * randomly cuts potato in half* THERE YOU SEE THAT?!? NOW YOU'RE HALF A POTATO THATS WHAT YOU ARE!!! NOT EVEN WORTH ONE!! HA! GYAHAHAHAHAHahahahahHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.......!
*suddenly goes to a corner* *whispers* ....Am I weird?......Nah...Im a freaking fluffy kitten..I am a kitten...I Am a kitten...IM FREAKIN NORMAL!

*looks at person reading* Do you think im weird? ...oh you do?.....oh..I see... i...I-I dont care.........YOOLOOOO!

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https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6697114/10/<---ignore that lol

Idk if it made you laugh then fabulous.

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