"Mommy, I want a puppy!" Little Tanya Blue asks her ghetto mom.
"Tanya, we aint got no time and money for a dog. If you want one you getting it yourself girlfriend." Her mom Shiniqua says.
"Oh how I want a dog." Tanya says. Then a magical dog dressed as a pickle poofs into her living room.
"Hello Tanya. I am pickle dog. I am here to eat your scraps of food and be your best frind." Pickle Dog says.
"Woah you can talk?" Tanya asks.
"Ues, Tanya. I can speak because I am that awesome. Look at me. I'm a freaking pickle. Love me or hate me but I am Pickle dog.
End of chapter 1. Next Chapter will be longer.