Back In My Life (InoTan)

One ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

(This Story is in Inosuke's POV)

"Inosuke! Come look who's on TV!" Zenitsu yelled from the living room. I walked into the room and fell onto the couch.
"Who?" I asked. Zenitsu narrowed his eyes.
"Can you not tell who that is?!" I squinted and shook my head.
"No."
"UGH! It's Tanjiro!" I sat up and gasped.
"TANJIRO?! HE'S STUCK IN THE TV?! THAT'S WHERE HE'S BEEN ALL THESE YEARS?!" I got up quickly, grabbed the Tv, and slammed it against the wall.
"INOSUKE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Zenitsu got up and ran to me.
"DON'T WORRY TANJIRO!! I'LL SAVE YOU!" I pick the Tv back up and threw it at the floor and it busted open. Zenitsu gasped then looked at me. I could see his pale face turn bright red.
"WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!"
"No." Zenitsu facepalmed.
"Dude! He wasn't in the TV... he was on a channel."
"Oh." I rubbed my neck and looked at the destroyed Tv on the floor. Zenitsu grabbed a broom and started to clean up the mess I have made.
"So... he wrote a book on demon hunting. It seemed to do really well! You should read it some time!"
"I can't read."
"Then learn!" Zenitsu stood up and looked for a dustpan, "Hey Inosuke?!"
"Yeah?"
"Do you know where the dustpan is?"
"What's a dustpan?" I asked.
"It's a thing that you use to scoop up the dust and things from the floor."
"No."
"UGH! Whatever." Zenitsu grabbed a piece of paper and started to brush the parts onto it. I looked out the window and sighed.
"When's Tanjiro coming back?"
"What do you mean?" Zenitsu threw the stuff away and walked over to me. He sat down on his stupid fluffy, pink pillow.
"It's been about 7 years since I last saw him." Zenitsu laughed.
"7 years?! It's been like 3! How long do you think a year is?!" I growled at him. He gulped and looked down, "Um... I don't know when he will come back."
"I miss him." I rested my cheek in the palm of my hand.
"You miss him?! Something smells fishy here... you miss someone?! But you're always mean!" Zenitsu widened his eyes. I narrowed mine at him and got up, "Hey?! Where are ya going?!" He asked. I walked by him and slapped the back of his neck.
"My room."
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Zenitsu ran as fast as he could to me, "IIIINNNNOOOSSUKEEEE!" I slammed the door in his face.
"Ugh... that pest." I rolled my eyes.
"OPEN UP! APOLOGIZE FOR THAT!!!" Zenitsu kept banging on the door.
"SHUT UP DUMBASS!" I screamed. I heard a nervous squeal.
"OKAY!" Zenitsu ran away...