I was walking home from school, and i saw this 𝓫𝓲𝓰, 𝓫𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓱𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓷, walking towards me; i could smell the 𝓓𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓸 flavored gum in his mouth from here.
He smelled of 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓴 and 𝓫𝓾𝓼𝓼𝔂...
"Hola, soy Connor. not from Detroit: become human." he said.
"wait. are you the famous Uncle Cooter? X3" i acknowledged,
"yes i am XD" he replied.
He walked closer to me as he said 'X3' in my ear. I mentally threw myself at him after that sentence. He made my pp throb ((please save me, i'm being held hostage to write dis. jkjk -Bean-__-Child/Zane ))
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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔰𝔨𝔦𝔭, 𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔟𝔶 ℭ𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 ℜ𝔦𝔠𝔨ℜ𝔬𝔩𝔩'𝔇 𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢 ♥
Cooter brought out the strap-on; "yes i did steal this from Layla" he added
"who?"
"oh no-one". He put onion-dip on the strap on.
"sir....................
is that onion dip..............................???????????????" i ask.
"..."
"..."
there was silence for about a couple minutes.
"...yes"
He took off the strap. "Wait why are you taking it off?" i ask in confusion. "oh you'll see," he replies. "oh Pepe!~". Out, dances a woman dressed up as Pepe the Frog. "uhm. . . whos that?". "Oh, thats-" Cooter gets cut off a piercing screech.
"💘💝 Ⓡ𝓌ᗴ𝓇Ｆ𝕁ｂẸ𝐇Ｒ𝔻几ⓥｃ𝓌ʳέℱᐯｇŦ!!! 👮✌" the Pepe screeched, grabbing the strap and started sucking it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
((look up "Pepe Head pornhub" it funni -Bean-__-Child / Zane))
Y/N has sex with pepe as Cooter sits in the corner reading wattpad and playing Subway Surfers in disgust. hes probably reading this. or DEH fanfiction.
((this was written by Zane/Bean-__-Child so its actually funny. :) have fun with this. ))
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Cooter x Male! Reader
Humorcool uncle cooter. refridgerfgrgspcbjdfd. spoon. Cooter x Male! Reader (cuz he big gae)
