The Tassel Senpai

Chapter 1

The mere thought of having him touch you sent chills down your spine, everything about him you loved. He was perfect. He caught you starring at him and slowly made his way to your table, sat down, and uttered the words in a sexy deep voice "hey". You were still shocked by the fact that he talked to you! Never in you wildest dreams would you have ever thought that Senpai would notice you! Let alone in a cliché coffee shop. It took you a while to answer, you replied blushing bright red "hey" quick and short. When you looked into his brown eyes it felt like the world had stopped, everything from his long luscious hair to his gold tassel thong made you crazy for him. It was love at first sight, and you both knew it. You talked to him for hours never wanting for it to stop, not even for a second. Neither did he. You talked all the way till closing time. You exchanged numbers with him and you parted ways and you went back to your house, 23 Alternia rd.
You opened your journal you had written in everyday since you got it *cliché*. You wrote down everything that had happened in the coffee house with Senpai and how he noticed you. You filled up 3 whole pages! You're eyes ached for sleep. You lied down and instantly feel asleep. *insert sexy dream with Senpai*. You woke up and went over the dream you had with Senpai, deemed yourself a mild creep and went on with you daily routine. *Attack on Titan theme song* realizing its your phone you run to go get your phone but in the process you fell down 2 sets of stairs. You pick up your phone and see that it's Senpai!
==> try to remember why you set the ring tone
Oh yeah! It symbolizes how Senpai slated your heart like Mikasa slays Titans. You realize you're a massive nerd then forget the idea entirely.
==> answer the call
You answer the call and Senpai asked you out on a date! You're so excited that you forgot to breath and then pass out on the floor. You wake up on you bed with your hair in dreadlocks and your fingernails painted like the hemospectum. You're so confused on how any of this could ever make any sense of any kind. So you accept it and start doing the worm on floor because why not, Senpai walks in and you lock eyes with him for a good solid 5 minutes, you doing the worm on the floor and Senpai whirling his nipple tassels.
==> wake up
You wake up and realize that it was a dream, the same dream you had the night you met him. You look at the clock and it's been 3 hours since you were asked out on a date with Senpai. ASKED OUT ON A DATE WITH SENPAI!!! You have no idea when and where it is! You frantically try to find you phone. Then you remember you left in in you kitchen where you passed out. You go down stairs and find you phone on the counter where you left it before Senpai called. You're not sure if you're having a dreamception. You take a bottle and smash the end of it on the table breaking the end of it off and the glass embeds into you skin, you don't realize this before you shove the broken bottle into you upper thigh. YOURE NOT IN A DREAM!!! The blood is everywhere! Your vision blurs as more and more blood pours out, covering your kitchen in a blanket of blood.
==> pass out on the floor... Again
You pass out and hit your head on the floor. The last thing you remember is having the blood engulf you in it warmth like piss.