The Epic Idiotic Randomness of the One Known As BorkWolf

An official introduction to the biggest shitshow you will ever see

I, BorkWolf the Conquerer, the queen of spaghetti pizza, the god of fangirl trash, and the lasagna, am here to announce this one thing that I know everybody knows about me (but I'll pretend you don't know so that I can dramatically announce it to the world without any worries):

I am fcuking traaash

And this has been a delicious day (like mmm, guacamole-flavored Thursday leT'S GO-)
Let us go off into the sunset, where we will eat wasps and poop ravioli. Yeet.

[... if you can't tell, this book is just. Pure random shit, that I will try to update almostt every day. Proceed if you dare.]