My Shortness

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Being 4'11 is a problem

All you girls that complain like "Oh gosh I'm so short, like I'm 5'3" Like bish no, you're average.

Oh and then there are the people who make fun of my shortness....

ESPECIALLY TALL PEOPLE

-Bends down to your level-

-Takes stuff from you and holds it above your head-

-Reminds you how short you are-

OH MY APOLOGIES I HAVE NOT NOTICED MY OWN SIZE RESTRICTIONS

Plus the only legit threat I have is, "With my shortness I can punch you in the balls without bending"

Like wow, so hardcore

Oh and having to fold the bottoms of every pair of pants you own...and refolding them after they've been washed like ok

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 31, 2014 ⏰

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