Hisoka, you Pervert! [Killua x Hisoka]

Can We Run?

"Killuaaa" Gon groaned to his best friend, "how much longer will it take, it's almost midnight." Killua turned around and sighed. "Gon, we can take a break if Kurapika and Leorio agree." Killua motioned to the two boys behind Gon. Leorio shrugged. "Fine by me." He looked a Kurapika, who also gave a off an approving shrug. "Ok, let's get to the clearing up ahead, though." He pointed ahead to a clearing in the woods of which they were walking through. The group nodded, and started walking towards their resting place.

Hisoka had been watching the group closely, but he had been spying on a special boy in the group. Hisoka had long ago given up on Gon, the boy he had so wanted by his side a few months ago. But, now a new boy had caught his full attention. The snowy-haired boy who he so desperately wanted with him. Killua to him was like a treasure he needed ever so badly, like someone wanting to win a trophy in a difficult game. Hisoka knew his time was coming to try and get the adorable little boy with him, so he stayed in the forest and continued to stalk the group, most particularly Killua, as they walked.

The group kept walking, and finally entered the clearing. Killua turned around and spoke to the group. " So.. where should we stay? The middle of the clearing would'nt be a good idea for someone trying to murder us." Kurapika nodded in agreement, and pointed to a spot on the left side of the clearing, covered in bushes tall enough to hide all 4 boys. The group went over to the spot and sat down. Kurapika suddenly gasped and stood up, taking out his chains quickly. Leorio also noticed and took out his knife, standing up quickly. "What is it guys?" Gon looked up at his two friends. "It's Hisoka, Gon." Gon and Killua stood up and looked at the perverted clown standing in he middle of the clearing, smiling. "Ohh, boys. I'm not here for a fight, I just want to take my prize with me~" Hisoka smiled more and looked at each of the boys with his peircing gold eyes. Hisoka grinned " I'm looking for a certain boy in your group.. and it's not Gon.." Hisoka looked at Killua. " I'm looking for a snowy-haired boy in the group~" Hisoka stopped and grinned again "Killua, come over here for me~" Kurapika raised his chains higher up in a protective stance, his free and covering Killua from Hisoka. Leorio also moved in front of Killua with his knife out. Hisoka smiled. "If you don't give me Killua, I'll take him for myself, then." Suddenly, Hisoka and Killua dissapeared, Reappering right where Hisoka stood first, with a struggling Killua in his arms. Killua was struggling desperately to get out of Hisoka's iron grip. "Ah, now Killua.. don't struggle please~" Killua managed to get out Hisoka's grip, and scrambled to the other side of the clearing. The look in Killua's eyes was hard to determine which expression he was showing. Disgust, anger, confusion, fear, determination. Gon figured all those emotions would come out sooner or later in a huge display on Hisoka. Hisoka then started talking. "Killua, don't struggle with me. We're both Transmuters, we're on equal terms in battle. If I have to knock you out to take you with me, I will do so." Hisoka stood up and Killua got into a fighting stance. Pura rage flared in Killua's eyes. The three boys who had been watching from the side moved behind Hisoka for a better reach to help Killua. "Oh Killua, don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on~" Killua moved back in a disgusted way but quickly got back into position. Hisoka did the most disgusting thing he could possibly had done, he started moaning. "Oh Killua~ Killuaa~" This went on for a minute or two. Gon couldn't stand it. He had to get Hisoka out of here. He had to save Killua. It was the least he could do for the ex-assassin who had spared his life for the group multiple times. Killua gave up. He turned his back on Hisoka, and Hisoka smiled. "Hisoka" Killua started "I'm never going with you. Tell me your reasoning why you want me and not some other kid on the street. Theres a town nearby, go be a pervert there, baka." Killua was mad now. Why the hell would the pervert want him? Killua kept to himself, though, and waited for the clown to answer. "Oh Killua~ I don't want you for an assistant. You turn me on, I just want you for my own personal use~" The 4 boys notices a giant tent in Hisoka's pants, and Killua gagged. Hisoka frowned, "fine then, I'll take you by force." And then the fight begun.

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Jesus that was fun to write. I'm not Killua and Hisoka shipper but just thought this would be a plot twist. Still watching HxH and if any of my school friends find this I will scream. Quarantine got to me.

10:39 P.M