Complete Crack
Enjoy
Felix was on his way to visit his friends JackShrekticEye and Lord Marquad.
He had just been murdalized by his girlfriend Marzia when she fed him poison.
*Flashback*
Felix slipped down to one knee.
"It's finally happening," Marzia whispered.
Felix fell over onto the ground.
"The poison is kicking in."
*Flashback over*
And now he was driving because he needed to get his friends to come video the remake.
Scare PewDiePie meme 2.5.
When he realized that he was driving down highway 420, PewDiePie couldn't resist the urge of the meme.
It was his people.
It was his lyfe.
He dabbed.
Unironically.
He then rickrolled everyone reading this.
I know you can hear the music playing now.
I have no regrets.
"NevER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU-"
He died in a car crash.
The end.
EPILOGUE
JackShrekticEye and Lord Marquad transformed into Donkeys and were constantly shouting at each other to not look down.
"MARKEY, I'M LOOKIN' DOWN!"
The end 2.
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Binary Dreams are Fake
FanfictionDreams. Coding. Everything is fake. Nothing is real. Felix learns this the hard way. Binary. This is complete crack.
