"Y/N, Adam, breakfast is ready!" Adam's mother yelled from downstairs.
You woke up and kissed your boyfriend, Adam. You went downstairs.
"mm, PANCAKES!" You say.
"Yup! Just for the newly wedded couple!" His mother exclaimed.
"YUH!" His father screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Ohmygoshwegottago!" You said, grabbing Adam's hand and b ol ti n g out of the door. You d e s p i s e d Adam's parents.
You and Adam waited outside for your childhood crush, Barry Bee Benson.
He finally showed up with his dope-ass car, and you guys got in.
"Hey Barry!" You said, enthusiastic as always.
"Hey, Y/N!" He yelled over his loud as fuck engine.
"IS THAT FUZZ GEL?" Adam exclaimed.
"yuh special day" Barry said.
We drove in Barry's car to the graduation ceremony, and we were sitting down, and the seats turn to busses? I sat in between Barry and Adam. As the busses start up, I overhear Adam whispering something to Barry:
"Dude, that girl is hot."
"She's my cousin!" Barry said.
"She is?
"Yes, we're all cousins!"
"Right, right."
We went along with our days, and we went out to dinner.
"This food is soooo yummy!!!!" You say stuffing your face.
You see Barry smirking at you, and you had a very... interesting thought.
You go home and you and Adam fall asleep, hand in hand, with you knowing it won't be the same..
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Barry held your skinny waist.
"Barry, what are we doing?" You ask, backing up. "You have a wife and kids now, I can't bee with you." A tear fell down your face.
"Don't worry, I already dumped my wife and I ate my bee babies." He said, inching closer. "And that Vanessa chick? That was just to get you jealous."
"You need Bee Jesus!" You said, running out of the room.
Everything gets dizzy, then you find yourself falling. And falling, and falling-
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You wake up in a cold sweat. What was that dream?!???!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
You look over to Adam, who's sleeping peacefully. You sigh.
You write a note to him:
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"Hey Bitch,
I don't wanna bee with you anymore. Barry is way thicker.
~Y/N."
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You sign the note and leave it on his nightstand. You fly back to your house.
You see the familiar streets and remember all the memories.
Like that one time, where your dad was fussing about you selling illegal drugs. Or that other time, when you got scolded for sleeping with Adam. You sighed. Good times.
You open your door, breaking in. You find your parents room, and you lay down on their bed. Ah, the smell of dead bodies.
Familiar.
You fall asleep, letting good dreams come your way.
