hisoka x illumi smutt one shot

Part 1

"be honest illu~ why do you keep me around. You're capable of killing me, that's obvious and you gain nothing from me as it is currently~" the older man questioned as he swished the drink in his glass around before taking a small sip. 

"isn't it obvious, guess you are as dumb as they come" the other replied ominously before taking a sip of his own drink. "is that meant to be insulting, enlighten me what have I missed" Hisoka replied before straightening his posture and stretching his arms slightly in the process.

"Now what fun would that be, if you can't figure it out on your own then you just won't know until you gain some common sense or maybe I'll kill you first" Illumi replied, straightening his own posture as well "always so vulgar illu~ and for what? If I don't get an answer out of you I'll just move on to killua, he is the more impressive of you two after all." Hisoka said with a twisted smile on his face, balling his fist and pressing his thumb in-between his middle and ring finger to imply raping the others brother, knowing the reaction he'd get in the process.

Within a split second, Illumi had pinned the other male to the wall by his throat with an incredibly tight grip, one that would have crushed a normal humans windpipe in an instant. "keep your hands away from him, or I won't hesitate, no matter where our relationship stands, to kill you" The once calm man had a cold aura suffocating then, and his sudden actions caused all sorts of looks to be thrown their way before an unusually happy Hisoka coughed out a reply.

"there's the response I was looking for when you're surrounded in bloodlust, I just can't help but find it thrilling, and killua is the only way to bring it out as far as I know." a twisted smile grew across his face. Illumi was more than frustrated with this, he threw Hisoka to the ground with extreme force and whispered something that only seemed to arouse him more before walking away. 

once illumi was gone the looks that were previously locked on the two all turned their attention back to whatever they were doing as Hisoka forced himself back up, spitting out a bit of blood due to how harshly he was thrown to the ground before quickly leaving the same way illumi did. 

"meet me in the hotel room" was all illumi muttered to him before he walked away. entering the hotel illumi was referring to, taking the stairs instead of the elevator, room 204 on the fourth floor, a suit of course with the money he has simply being a zoldyck its not uncommon that's where he'd be staying. 

Not bothering to knock he went to jiggle the door handle but not that it came as much of a surprise he just popped it unlocked with force, the jingle of the door breaking could be head as it swung open in response. "all that trouble when you could have just knocked." a faint voice could be head from the bathroom, a voice easily identified as Illumis. 

"oh, I'm coming in so either cover yourself or don't"  the man taunted with a tone that brought slight amusement to the other, who quickly covered himself with a towel before that doors handle was also snapped as a result of the lock, Hisoka walking in soon after. "sometimes I forget you have such a nice body illu~" the man taunts and pulls Illumi in by his waist before being quickly brushed aside and illumi, as calm as usual replied. "no" and nothing else, but inside he was twisting and turning with a feeling of arousal he's only felt around the other man, one that confused him greatly. 

"awh come on, it could be fun ya know I'd imagine having sex with you could be quite thrilling after all, I wouldn't need to hold back" he taunted and in all honesty, illumi hadn't ever experienced a relationship, let only any type of sexual interaction, unlike Hisoka. He had been prepared for all torture and endured all types of hell, but nothing had prepared him for sexual torture which in a way seemed both fun and terrifying. 

"yes, I suppose that could be fun for you but unlike you, I won't stoop to such degrading levels for my own arousal." the longer-haired man said as he tucked a bit of his hair behind his ear, pushing past the other man with a simple shove.