ferb x reader :phineas and ferb story: (soulmate au)

Moving in

Okay so trigger warning ⚠

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You watched as Stacy and Candice were frantically tearing up the closet looking for a cute outfit for Candices dream date. I tuned them out and fiddle with the edge of my dress when I felt my phone buzz with a text message. 

I looked at my phone to see a text from mom

Mom: hey (y/n) your dads real drunk and drugged up,  he's threatening people and getting more violent by the second, we're gonna be gone all day, grab your stuff and don't come back home until I say it's all clear,

This is for your own good,

Love you ♥

I close my phone and try not to cry, I'm homeless! My face falls and the others notice my blank look.

"hey what's wrong- oh crap I have to go he's here!" Candice yells excitedly running out the door

"yeah my dads picking me up so bye (y/n)" Stacy called out as she walked away.

I walked downstairs to see Phineas and ferb. I walked towards them and put my phone on the counter in front of the boys, silently urging them to read the text. They did and I let out a few tears.

"where am I gonna go??? I'm homeless" I wail, thank god nobody was home.

I was crying harder now, unable to control my emotions, I mean I think I have the right to cry, I was just kicked out of my house.

"what if you live with us!" Phineas said getting excited.

"oh no I really don't want to be a burden." I whisper so faintly, they can only just hear me.

"your not a burden, don't ever think that," ferb flicker the tip of my nose "go get your stuff, and stop being so stupid"

"I'll call mom while your getting your stuff." Phineas says walking over to the phone.

(time skip)

I was walking out of the house when my watch buzzed, I pressed a button and a fell down into a tunnel, getting my secret agent hat (Te he giggle giggle) and shot into my chair my bags landing right behind me. And the large screen in front of me turned on to reveal my commanding officer, major Francis monogram.

"Ahh yes hello agent X, you must be wondering why you are here well, we need those animals you were training, and I know that you have a fox in here, if it's not gonna be an agent than it needs to leave."

"yes sir, the animals can be picked up soon, I just need to drop my stuff off at home." I replied

"also a villan con is coming up and you are expected to be there as your villan alias, "mayhem" because of course you are the best and most well known villan out there"

"okay I'll go but I'll be right back and you guys should be here waiting for me, oh and don't forget my money-"

"yes yes I know, in cash, no questions asked, no refunds" he cut me of and I end down the tube that surprisingly led to Phineas and ferbs house.

I dropped off my stuff and told the boys that I needed to leave again very quickly. I look at Perry (who was just returning) and remembered I had some platypus that's so I yelled, "I'm gonna get some platypus treats as well" and ran out of all sight and into the nearest tunnel tube transport slide thing into my base, landed on my feet, holding Perry in my arms so he didn't run off.

"hey monogram, let me show you to the animals" I say as I extend my hand for the money

"$2,000 dollars for all the animals and your time." he frowned and I led him to the animals.

"2 crocodiles, 1 dog, a snake and 2 cats, the cats need to stay together"

He silently hands me another 500 dollars.

"oh and my crossed melanistic, red fox or a red and black fox (I think that's what their called) Ignatius pennyfeather IX (yes it's from B99 shut up) but he's off the market, oh and I won't be training any more animals in a while and can we get like a gadget to help me put on and pin down my wig with out it taking half an hour" I ask looking up at him

"yeah that's fine," he replied but why do you have agent p in your arms?" he looked confused

"agent!?!?, well at least it explains where you've been going."

Perry looks at me with the same shock but quickly recovered, he was a very adorable secret agent.

"well I guess I should be going, and, I was holding him because he's kinda my pet, no offence" I look down to make sure Perry wasn't offended.

"feather" I call out to my fox who was now following, and left.

(so basically, Linda says yes and you are in Candices room on her window seat, feather and Perry like cuddle with you, (very cute) and you continue to have adventure with the boys.)

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don't worry my dear readers not much longer now until the romance begins

Im gonna go to bed now, enjoy