Pusheen's dear diary

Story before i got adopted...

31 December 2014
Dear diary,

Meow! So basically, today I was adopted! I know it might seem confusing, so let me tell you everything!*burb* Ahhhhh... Such a nice dinner... Oops! Where was I ? Oh ya... So it all started like this

When I was just brought to the world, I was living a very stress free life( you know cats have a very good memory). Until a day, where disaster strucks... * because u know I'm all about that bass, about that bass , no trouble* Oops sorry... I'm addicted to the song you know, because it really suits me.... Let's just continue. So I saw this Nancy standing in front of me, she was so skinny! Seriously no offence Nancy, and u have a really big mole too* lol meows* I was injected with some stuff and everything around me kept spinning,(I wasn't sure why) and everything went black...

I was woken up by the cold and rain that time, and I was on the streets of China Town, Singapore( I just got good sense of directions)... So I was sitting there, barely awake, until a huge lorry zoomed right pass me, splashing water all over me! Can you have some respect for the poor cat?( me, of course ) So from then on I decided to stroll along the streets of China town, looking for my beloved family... *cries* I can't believe I'm crying now, even when I'm tugged in such a
comfortable bed... Anyways, I got tired after a while, and of course got hungry ... Burritos!! I love them!! While I was submerged in my thoughts , a family came towards me...

Upon my judgement, there's a stinking, who stink(duh) guy,(in fact, scary) wearing kitty katty clothes all over! I guess he's just a fan of kit kat... What he did was, he threw me a strawberry flavored kit kat! ( look, I was right) Of course, I thanked him/her (don't judge, but I can't tell between male and female) after I ate that tiny winne kit kat, that kitty katty walked away. Of course, I was glad, I don't have to smell that stinking smell! BUT, do u expect that tinny winne kit kat to fill me up? No!!

*owner calls* I've to prepare countdown to 2015 now! Bye! *yarns* I think I better sleep...

Signing off ,
Pusheen the cat * yarn*