“Oh Mitch you know just how to please me…” Scott sighed as he made bacon and eggs. Mitch walked up to him.
“SO BASICALLYYYYY, I just heard what you said” said Mitchie boo. Uncle Scotty turned around and gasped.
“Whatever do you mean, Watson?” Scott exclaimed in the best british accent imaginable. He scoffed and continued with his breakfast making. Mitch slapped his ass and pouted.
“WHYYYYYY!!!!!” Mitch yelled and had a big ol tantrum on the floor. Suddenly, Avi walked in.
“I SMELLED THE BURNING FLESH OF AN ANIMAL!!!!!!!!” Avi whispered and joined Mitch on the floor, tantruming away. Kirstie the dog waltzed in all high and mighty and started licking Avi’s face cuz she loved him. Scott just rolled his eyes at them.
“Oh, what am I gonna do with you lot?” he said. Scott was about to kick Kirstie the dog across the room, when an ear-splitting scream came from the stove. Everyone stopped what they were doing. Avi got up and inched towards the pan of Scott’s bacon, carefully looking in. Another screech came from the pan, and he jumped back. The bacon stood up in the pan and looked around. It rested its little beady bacon-eyes on Avi. It. Smirked.
“Potatoes!! Mah main maaaaaan!” suddenly, everyone realized that Kevin had become bacon. He was truly meat now. He wasn’t Kevin Olusola anymore. Kevin had become a different Kevin. An actor.
Kevin Bacon had returned.
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A Love Gone Wrong
FanfictionScott and Mitch fall in love, Avi has a tantrum, and Kirstie and Kevin turn into nonhuman lifeforms. Enjoy. I got a new laptop for Christmas, and was up all night fooling around on it. Don't ask why I qrote this, it isn't my fault. I was half asleep...
