Name
❞This is stupid. Its Shuichi Saihara, you fucken losers.❞
Gender
❞Im a guy! Do I need to take my pants off for you damn pervs?❞
(Hes ftm unless said otherwise)
Birthdate
❞What kind of fucken interrogation is this? You have my name already.❞
(September 9th)
Sexuality
❞What the fuck? Who wrote these questions!?❞
(Bisexual but leans towards guys more)
Age
❞I'm not saying until I get a lawyer.❞
(17 years old)
You arent getting a lawyer
❞Why!? What the hell!! I know my fucken rights! My best friend is a detective! I'm not a dumbass.❞
Whats his name?
❞Kokichi Ouma.❞
~A few minutes of finding Ouma later and boom back onto the interrogation~
Height?
❞I'm 5'7 unless I put on some platform~❞
Stay professional, Mr. Saihara. How much do you weigh?
❞Fine Koki. I believe my weight 128 pounds.❞
Ultimate?
❞These questions are weird, Koki. I'm the Ultimate Supreme Leader.❞
Family?
❞My adopted sister, Kotoko Utsugi. My cousins, Monaca Towa and Haiji Towa.... I hate them both. My uncle Ben and thats it.❞
Crushes?
❞...Why are you asking these questions? I got arrested for defending myself against some guy. Just... I'll write it down.❞
(Females - Kaede and Maki. Males - Kokichi, Rantaro, and Kaito)
Dislikes and likes?
❞I hate people and like world domination. You'll be by my side when that happens right Koki?❞
Mr. Saihara j-just stop saying extra stuff.... why are these questions I'm forced to ask... uh are you a...
❞Whats on the paper? Oh. What the fuck? Why do you need to k-know if I'm a top or bottom?❞
(Hes a switch always wants to be topped by someone)
Kinks? Can I get a new paper guys! I'm not okay with asking these questions.
❞I'm handcuffed to the table~❞
(He loves bdsm)
O-Okay we're done here.
❞Cool. I'll be at your place tonight, Koki!❞
